Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my monster goes

this is when someone want to get freaky with you gay or not you better get ready.

"Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my MONSTER goes.."
"no?"
"too late."

by doihijvkbnjkbdjkBFJ February 26, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>I DO Not Believe Salma Hayek Has Nice Toes<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>I DO Not Believe Salma Hayek Has Nice Toes<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>I DO Not Believe Salma Hayek Has Nice Toes<.7.9.7.6>

by Adujasty343 June 9, 2025

Yeah, yeah; toes --- so what?!

Da amusedly-puzzled remark dat you make when someone wif a major foot-fetish is going all vocally-and-physically ga-ga over yer ten lower extremities.

Tolerant big-boned tomboy, perplexedly watching as her new main squeeze is having fun exclaimingly yanking her big feet back and forth like gear-shifts and delightedly flexing her ample rubbery double-jointed digits back at a right-angle in his savoring hands: Yeah, yeah; toes --- so what?!

by QuacksO August 9, 2024