Tampon Tim

The most freakish VP candidate in US history.

Everyone: How the fuck do you even think about putting tampons in boys bathrooms?

Tampon Tim's voters: Children will die without blocking puberty and genital mutilation! I know what's best for children, after all.

Everyone: Be more honest.

Tampon Tim's voters: I am a pedophile.

by bruh 🙂 August 30, 2024

Tim

Somebody who always goes to resi, gets all girls‘ feet and never unter🅱️unkts

„Look at him he has feetpics good grades and always visites the resi“

„What a Tim“

by Thot_punisher December 1, 2018

Tim

Another word for the ganja

"Yo bro you got that tim"
"yeah man I got that gas"

by bigtimma November 12, 2022

tim/yo

generally refers to someone who is just better than everyone else

tim/yo has a massive dick

by tim/yo fan 333 September 14, 2021

tim jim

MY FUCKING BROTHER WHOS A FUCKING BITCH

I have a timjim as my brother (a tim jim is a brother whos a fucking bitch)

by master fucking no one fucking September 17, 2017

The Tim Parks

1. The act of parking your dick in your woman, wife, etc... while only wearing Timberland boots. 2.Having sex wearing only timberland shoes or boots.

"I pulled the Tim Parks, plowed that hoe with nothing but my timberland boots on"!

by Jploppert April 21, 2018

Timming

The occurrence when one's vocal chords fail to flow smoothly, thus, resulting in a crack in one's voice. After the mentioned cracking, almost everyone in the room must respond with some reference to Tim Hayes. I.E. "What was that Tim?"

"I think Mike is going through puberty."

"Tell me about it, he's fucking Timming out of control."

by Schuyler VanBuren January 6, 2008