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Collision Theory

The speed at which the particles dance on the dance floor and how many successful dance partners you can get in period of time
Sasha: How successful was your collision theory tonight?

Bob; Good! I aligned like a boss
by Ooefs February 20, 2023
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Milos theory

were a monkey dances around in a circle filled with other monkeys. after that they all jump on eachother and sleep
hey dude you hear of milos theory its so deep i almost cried hearing about it
by fradern July 3, 2021
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Hasson theory

The Hasson theory is most commonly used to describe those that are blessed with a nice arse but have a face that could turn Medusa to stone, so if you see a girl with these attributes it is known as the Hasson theory. Spread the word booty face bum nose noon spoon
A man sees a nice girls ass and he is like danggg and then he looks at the face and he knows to think of the Hasson theory and be like that girls got a nice ass but not a nice face
by Steve? June 5, 2016
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"Septum Theory" Theory

A dismissive phrase invented as a lazy insult toward women with septum rings. It’s most often used when the person insulting can’t actually respond to what a woman with a septum piercing is saying — so instead of addressing her point, they reduce her to her jewelry.

It’s not really a “theory” at all — it’s a cop-out comeback.

People lean on “Septum Theory” when they’re out of arguments, turning someone’s appearance into the debate itself.
Her: “That’s actually factually incorrect, here’s the source.”

Him: “Uhh… Septum Theory.”

Translation: “I don’t have a real argument, so I’ll just insult your piercing.”

Her: Says anything that goes against men in general

Him: Septum theory strikes again.

Translation: I have no argument.

Aka "Septum Theory" Theory. The theory that men will find anything they can to try an degrade a woman, logical or not.
by txxxxx September 23, 2025
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Dead Internet Theory

Everything online right now is fake. Algorithmic curation, bot activity, filters and AI generated content. Are you communicating with a real person or code?
The Internet died years ago but nobody noticed, Dead Internet Theory is real...
by Nukem6 May 4, 2024
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Group theory

Field of abstract algebra dealing with how different symmetries relate to each other (e.g. are they equal? parts of each other? "multiply" to give some other group we want?)
There's a nice VISUAL introduction to group theory which is (imo) watchable at mid-high school levels (15+ yo ish): 3Blue1Brown's video currently titled "Group theory, abstraction, and the 196883-dimensional monster"
by mb6fbhsphdrcb April 23, 2025
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Wilt Theory

"Wilt Theory": the idea that decay, deterioration, or emotional exhaustion follows a predictable or inevitable pattern.

It is often used to describe recurring patterns of low mental health, and originates from a comparison between wilting flowers and poor mental health.
Person 1: "I don’t know, I’ve been feeling really off again. Like, I’ll have a few good days and then suddenly everything crashes. It’s like clockwork."
Person 2: "Sounds like Wilt Theory to me."
by ennojohan_music June 13, 2025
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