Joshua Smith

Joshua Smith is plump
Gets only men
And has an iq of -2
Blood sugar through the roof
And likes to never ANSWER
Me-hey josh get on im bored
18 days later
Josh-nah
Next day
Josh-GET ON OR ELSE
Me-😐
JOSHUA SMITH I HATE U
by Kskdkf May 05, 2024
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Alfie smith

He’s the funniest mother fucker you will in the world make any situation better and all round grate guy
Alfie smith is very funny
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Jack Smith

Quite possible the blandest name ever. If you know a Jack Smith you should be aware that their parents were not very original and must've been high on the Labour drug Pitocin.
I have a friend named Jack Smith. Oops. I meant I have 10000 friends named Jack Smith.
by ChristopherMartin November 10, 2021
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Jack Smith

It's a term used when you report to work with technical difficulties. "My laptop jus automatically updated," or "My computer just turned off." when it isn't the case. The concept describes a lie that lets you escape your work when you're lazy.

You can also use this to describe someone who just disappeared without notice.
Hey guys, I'm lazy AF right now. Let me do a Jack Smith.
Where's Jay? Is he at work or not? Did he Jack Smith on us again?
by Chest Compressions December 29, 2021
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abbi smith

hey is that Abbi Smith bc it stinks
by morehotperson August 04, 2022
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Probyn smith

where you have the shits for days maybe weeks and it feel quite nice like anal but you feel norsious and get a bad case of the sweat. The shit comes our chard and moist
Hey doctor i got a bad case of the Probyn smith I feel sweaty and norsious but also a nice feeling like anal
by Callum Shannon22566 August 19, 2024
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Pulling a Cathy Smith

An ex-girlfriend and backup vocal woman of a musician murdering a comedian with drugs
Hey did you see Kanye West's ex-girlfriend High-Pitched Kanye West on the news? She got arrested Pulling a Cathy Smith
by giddyburger4000 December 03, 2023
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