November 1

November 1 is the first day of No Nut November!!

Boys try not to fail!

Alejandro: oh shit!, it’s November 1st
Lucas: What’s November 1st?
Alejandro: The first day of No Nut November 😢

by Sksksksk02 November 12, 2019

defcon 1

We're all dead.

Defcon 1 was activated when the confederacy of jackasses and penises took over China and got ahold of their nukes, and proceeded to nuke the planet.

by JackassMcFuckadio September 04, 2021

player 1

when ur bitch of an older sibling takes player one and ur left w the GOD AWFUL player two wii remote and ur sibling gets to be mario and ur stuck w toad

oh my god i can’t believe that sneaky hoe is player 1 again.

by quee(f)n April 22, 2020

Tommy 1

A Tommy 1 is slang for a 1 litre bottle of Swed.

I ain't got much money on us so just get a Tommy 1 tonight!

by Matt Brooks May 08, 2006

April 1

Lmao you were born as a joke!

James: Hey I heard he was born on April 1
Paulo: Haha he was born as a joke!

by Urban Qt November 04, 2020

1 Dollar

More money than you have.
If you're looking this up on Urban Dictionary you are a fucking idiot.

Homeless Person: Hey you have 1 dollar
Person:No
Homeless Person: Then why the fuck you walking into a bank
Person: ...

by Noot Noot v561 October 25, 2019

Attempt #1

Attempt #1 of getting my submission accepted by Urban Dictionary

Staff: Dude, no
Me: DUDE YES
Attempt #1

by Imagine_Wagons September 01, 2018