The Silly Goose

There are many silly gooses around the world. Even the universe. But there is only ONE silly goose that is THE silly goose.

The silly goose is someone called Alex. Alex is the silly goose.

Nobody can object because it's a fact.

"Hey have you seen the silly goose today?"

"Oh yeah, I saw Alex this morning"

by ninerrr September 25, 2022

Tech silly

Doing dumb silly things with technology, just your average everyday dumbassity and stupidity. It can also be technology being silly (viceversa).

Person 1: *Long sigh* The screen is taking forever to load. Been here 10 minutes. Tried to reload it over and over again, close the page, checked the wifi, refreshed the page, restart the computer and even tried to shut off the computer by plugging it off.
Person 2: That’s tech silly.
Person 1: What?
Person 2: You know… just technology being technology.
Person 1: Uhm….ok I guess….

by Honeyandmilk December 5, 2022

Neapolitan Silly Straw

Using a long, Seuss-like straw that connects from your mouth to your asshole to suck the "results" of rough anal sex from your anus. The compartmentalized layers or white (semen) pink (blood mixed with semen) and brown (poop) resembling the popular ice cream combination.

For some reason, every time I perform a Neapolitan Silly Straw I hear Benny Hill playing in my head. Do you also hear it, Christoph?

by hotspicyboner February 1, 2023

bad silly

feeling suicidal

“im feeling bad silly”
“nooo dont kys youre to sexy ahaha”

by a_achoo March 1, 2023

California Silly

A California Silly is when you shit, piss, and cum in a bucket and dump it on someone like The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

“yo I heard Sylus gave you a California Silly”

“yeah I can still smell it”

by CaliBoyz April 13, 2023

feeling silly

When someone is feeling a little horny...

"Im feeling a little silly..."

feeling silly tonight

by inexorableidle April 23, 2023

vicious sillyicious

The most silly guy ever who is very mean at being silly
He is so silly that he can turn everything silly with the word silly

He can do anything and no matter how dark or sad or happy it is it will be enjoyably silly

For example:

Oliver: roger you are silly

Roger: (is silly)
Also roger: you are so vicious sillyicious

by ACanOfOlives May 28, 2023