Simp Lord

A Simp Lord is the highest form of Simp, being the kind of person who will do outrageously stupid things to win over a girl who is astronomically out of his/her league.

Man 1: Dude, I just volunteered to be the target at a weapons testing lab, It pays really well and I will finally make enough money to impress insert name!
Man 2 (The Chad): My god, it's a Simp Lord

by TheWackyboyGazette September 2, 2020

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Beast Simp

A male animal domesticated or wild that won’t stop having sex or mating with a female animal and skips time with his bros or even hunting.

My dog is a beast simp he won’t stop humping the neighbors dog.

by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020

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A SIMP that will attempt to hit on a girl and play it off as a joke. This typically manifests in incels that lack the confidence to actually declare their attraction to a female. You can easily spot one of these grotesque creatures if you call them out on discord for it and they respond "bro I was joking" or "dude I was being ironic."

Girl: "Jeez, I've been in my house all day because of COVID. I really should get out more!"
Guy1: "I'd love to take you out"
Girl: *quiet*
Guy1: "HA I was being ironic"

Guy2: "Holy fuck Guy1 is a fucking Schrödinger's SIMP"
Guy1: "Bro I was just joking"

by YouGoodBro? November 17, 2020

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Stealth Simp

A simp who simps behind the scenes. Lowkey simping without anyone knowing; borderline stalking.

Damn Johnny saw that girl by the bar and he’s been following her around the whole cruise but won’t even talk to her. He’s really stealth simping out here.

by Str8F4cts June 8, 2020

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massive simp

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michael is a massive simp

by luciclovesyou69 November 5, 2020

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soda simp

The opposite of a hydro homie. Someone who drinks too much soda and not enough water.

Don't be a soda simp or else you'll get kidney stones

by ShwneZhao October 30, 2020

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Charlotte simp

*not a joke
Someone/something that experiences or shows signs of puppy love or obsessive love-type behavior towards an individual named Charlotte. (Usually a lesbian or bisexual)

Alexis looks like such a Charlotte simp.

by the OG Charlotte simp. August 6, 2021

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