Morning Burger

The congealed blood, fluids, and tissue that accrues overnight when a woman is on her period.

I thought I would get lucky when we woke up together, but I got a mouthful of morning burger instead.

by skjaldbaka November 16, 2021

morning after shirt

A dude's button up shirt commonly put on by a girl when she wakes up the morning after

Damn she looks even hotter in the morning after shirt than she did last night.

by Baby Octane October 9, 2017

Good Morning and God Bless

When you're taking a shit, drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet at the same time.

John - "Oh damn, did you smash Hila last night, she's a freakin babe!"
Ethan - "Yeah I did, she even made me breakfast and coffee so I could have a Good Morning and God Bless!"

by Spiderfly May 22, 2018

After morning

Refers to a tile period that or right before lunch (typically noon) or before that (usually 10:50AM to 12:00PM

Good after morning Jimmy. Ready for lunch?

by thebombasticsideye March 22, 2024

morning brewtine

Sipping not coffee after da cock crows.

Some people absolutely HAVE to follow their "morning brewtine" --- otherwise, they follow their morning BRUTEine --- i.e., they're a real "bear" to everyone around them without their initial caffeine fix!

by QuacksO April 26, 2025

Monday morning cornerback

An individual who retrospectively attributes their failures and disappointments to external factors rather than acknowledging their own contributions.

Ignore that guy. He's just a Monday morning cornerback. Never accepts blame for his own screwups.

by A legit doctor. Not a joke. December 31, 2024

Morning pastry

One who has an uncircumcised penis that came the night before were the cum is trapped in the foreskin and then the next morning when you peel it back You have a delicious morning pastry

You have a delicious morning pastry

by Otter91 November 20, 2022