It flows from within. Only at the right time will it emerge through the cracks of ones ass and splat on the toilet's surface. As it pours out of that dirty ass, it will fold on top of itself looking sort of like a wavy umbrella. By the time the scent reaches your nostrils, it's too late. The paste is filling up past the fill line and begins to brush your cheeks. You can hear the paste popping as it pushes its way through your cheeks that are pressed against the toilet bowl. It seeps down the sides of the toilet with some solid chunks that plop onto the floor faster than the runny parts. You begin to pray as you pull up your underwear over your ass as it continues to empty. You use the underwear as sort of a basket to carry your paste from one toilet to the next. This continues until you can feel your intestines sliding through the rim of your asshole. You reach down and begin to pull on it. You pull it out like Italian sausage links while the paste flies off it and splats against the wall. You begin to scream very loud and vomit all of the floor. Once your intestine is half way out of your protruding asshole, you faint and fall face first into your own vomit. You lie there unconscious with a large grin on your face ready to take on the day ahead of you. You wake up an hour later and stuff your small intestine back inside your ass. You head to your room and grab your backpack. But shit... you missed the bus.
I had some internal paste this morning, but my house only has one toilet! I had to run over to my neighbors house but by then my internal paste was all over both of our yards! What an amazing morning. Glad to be alive. Suicidal thoughts are behind me.
by boy_thumperton May 10, 2017
Get the internal pastemug. On June 3rd people all over the globe should appreciate rats. If you see a rat you should bow down to its glory.
by Boogy woogy November 13, 2019
Get the International Rat-appreciation Daymug. On the 17th of April it's the International Horny Day. Cuz why not!
You can ask freely nudes around the internet and sexual acts around the streets
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by viksn0w April 17, 2020
Get the International Horny Daymug. by WorldFootballPresident June 16, 2024
Get the International Football Monthmug. An international holiday that takes place all across the world on March 2nd every year. A time where when asked to do so, a special someone or friend is required to send a booty pic to whoever requests it as long as they were friends before the day started.
Boy 1: Hell yeah I got a booty pic!
Boy 2: Congrats man! I’m still waiting on mine.
Boy 1: Don’t worry man it’s International Booty Pic Day! I’m sure they’ll pull through.
Boy 2: Congrats man! I’m still waiting on mine.
Boy 1: Don’t worry man it’s International Booty Pic Day! I’m sure they’ll pull through.
by hurt as fuck March 2, 2021
Get the International Booty Pic Daymug. An individual with excessive years of internship at the same company, without receiving a job offer. Almost always is paid at half rate. Deserves little to no praise for work accomplished.
Those papers from the Senior Principle Intern finally arrived on my desk this morning, they are excessively late and faulty.
by ddos October 24, 2011
Get the Senior Principle Internmug. by Jess Kidding November 25, 2022
Get the International Troll Daymug.