International heart day

Aka Valentines day.

1. The one day of the year where you must do something special for your significant other.

2. A special day where festivities involving hugs, kisses, chocolate, and flowers are involved.

3. The time when a little baby in diapers shoots you in the ass with a heart tipped arrow. You are then expected to be overflowing with love, not pain.

It's international heart day today! WHERE IS MY CHOCOLATE?

by InjuredBuscuit March 2, 2011

nervous intern

When you wipe someone’s ass and jerk them off at the same time

When your new coworker is so incompetent, the only thing their good for is jerking someone off and wiping their asses.

“Come on bro really? Do I need to give you a nervous intern?”
“I heard Stacy gave the boss a nervous intern for a raise”

by fearjerr March 8, 2024

International baby cow day

A day where baby cows are to be celebrated on December 3rd

International Baby Cow Day is a day where you slaughter a whole bunch of baby cows...I think?

by goshdarndiggitydammit April 10, 2024

International Will is a Noob Day

A day to celebrate Will for all of his noobness. Will must be honored around the world for his heroics.

Man 1: Hey dude! Happy International Will is a Noob Day!
Man 2: I wish we had this day off from work. I could really go for a beer right now.

by Greg761 September 17, 2025

International cum in a bucket day

On March 9th, y'all must cum in a bucket as it is international cum in a bucket day

Tomflynn: you know what day it is?
Mick: nah?
Tomflynn: it's international cum in a bucket day!
Mick: damn!

by Dingleflap69420 March 8, 2021

internal IT

Gay

internal IT: I don't have time or the skillz todo what you ask
requester: ?

by cybercyberjesus December 11, 2011

International scale of high

The international scale of high, or the Highness Scale is a scale I have devised by myself because I am high out of my mind. The scale is measured in Highs, with 0 being sober and no real limit. Highs are determined by grams of weed smoked in the session divided by grams smoked a month.

John: Dude I’m high

Me: How high
John: Lets calculate it using the international scale of high
Me: that’s fucking dope
John: I’m chilling at too fucking high

by #s r = 2 letters November 6, 2019