Goon dick

Ignorant ass person

My brother in law is a goon dick son of a bitch.

by pintail75 May 8, 2018

gooning

To goon. Gooning is simply defined by edging for an extended period, typically inducing a trance-like state.

I was gooning for 7 hours last night

by GuyDefinesGooning December 8, 2023

Moon Goon

It’s is when you shoot a buffalo under the moon and goon withe the boys.

I went moon gooning last night

by Ky weber November 18, 2023

Pedo-Gooning

The act of scrolling through a childs instagram comments section.

I was caught Pedo-Gooning behind the sheds at school today.

by AdolfJizzler June 28, 2024

Gooning

Brain rot, totally zoning out

Dude, I'm exhausted, I'm gooning over here.

by lolbabe4 April 24, 2025

Moon Gooning

When you’re in the starfish position edging yourself under the moon and stargazing

Bro I did some moon gooning last night and it’s the most fun you can have by youself.

by Flash99 December 6, 2023

Flicker Gooning

Having sex with Peter Griffin's rizzalicious GYATT while screaming "SEX WITH CHILDREN!"

I was flicker gooning last night, it was so sigma.

by Erm what the sigma!! June 2, 2024