German Wow

This isn't your average "wow". The "German Wow" can only be applied to something so horrendous that it is almost as catastrophic as the world wars. This can be a reply to an extremely offensive or inappropriate comment or hearing news that changes your or someone else's life, usually in a bad way. It was invented by my family after watching a tv series where different countries compete in a series of physical challenges (Beastmaster).

Luke: "What did the German say to the Jew when they bumped into each other?"
Adam: "What..."
Luke: "I did Nazi Jew there!"
Adam: "German Wow..."
Or
Luke: "I recently found out my ex-girlfriend had sex with my Dad..."
Adam: "I'm so sorry man, that sucks."
Luke: "She keeping the child."
Adam: "German Wow..."

by KOLDKIDX January 21, 2022

German Slip

Escaping to Argentina to evade the authorities.

He did the ol' German Slip, eh?

by headshotcraft April 19, 2023

German Bathtub

A tub with raw sewage, human remains, and unrefined oil, which is used to wash, but not necessarily clean oneself, in order to mimic how Germans in the 1700's once washed themselves. (They still do it they're just really good at hiding it)

Nik: I can't Wait to take a German Bath in my new Jade German Bathtub
Kid: wtf

by Mr Dr Doofus III of Romaina November 26, 2023

german climax

When both partners climax at the same time providing peak efficiency

“Hey I heard you and your boyfriend going at it, did you both finish?”

“Yeah we had a German Climax, now we’re ready for the rest of the day”

by pyssboi May 21, 2021

help the german teacher is keeping me in his basement

no please really help me I'm being keep in L1026, 36419 Geisa, Deutschland help

help the german teacher is keeping me in his basement

by XX_Adolf_XX November 12, 2020

The German Gas Scooter

when you fuck a girl in the ass while she is riding a gas scooter. This was invented in germany, scottsdale where two lovers where sotted Scooter Fucking

Ex: "dude i just performed The German Gas Scooter on this bitch!"
"oooh shit hardcore!"

by Piss in a bottle December 05, 2009

German pressure

An expression used to respond to people who don't talk about the 1940s (something happened between 1939 and 1945 that i don't wanna talk about, so I'll German pressure myself. Hey me, do you have german pressure? Cuz you don't talk about 1940s.)

"Hey, do you have german pressure? Cause you don't talk about the 1940s."

by Qi_87 May 17, 2023