German Microwave

A sexual act involving three nurses, two-three pitchforks, and a pack of Double A Batteries

Hans: Hey Greta, how are you feeling from last night?

Greta: I can barely move mein legs, all the blood I lost... Otto gave me a German Microwave.

by Christoph6969 December 3, 2017

German Kiss

When you and a friend touch buttholes as if your sphincters were giving each other a kiss.

I caught Tom and Randy with their pants down, and yes you guessed it, giving each other a German Kiss

by Tinypeckerbigballs September 19, 2023

German Fulcrum

Originating from Christian night clubs in Berlin, the German Fulcrum is an intimate act where two Christians (afraid to break premarital sex laws) get on either side of a mattress and bounce up and down.

"Hans and Frances did the German Fulcrum last night."

by WD Wilfred May 8, 2024

German Logger

This is a person fascinated with inserting the weights from cuckoo clocks up their cloacus because they like the way it feels.

The only thing that makes a German logger happier than entering a cuckoo clock store is exiting a cuckoo clock store.

by Uberdyke April 14, 2021

german

A German is usually a cool guy with black hair and a good sense of humor, he sometimes feels depressive but always puts a smile on your face. German, please think about you more often.

That german is really nice!

German is weird name for a guy

by I sent flowers to myself February 8, 2018

German chocolate bar

The poop that looks like a chocolate bar, often eaten for practical jokes

This chocolates terrible!

It's a German chocolate bar is probably why

by Ricky Itchie Twitchy May 22, 2011

German Things

When a girl tells you she want's to do German Things; You probably should fill up before your date, as she want to eat what comes out of your dark passage (poop play)

Slutty Quagmire: Big Pete, Help! She Wants to do German Things! GERMAN THINGS!
Big Pete: What? No! He hasn't eaten anything in days! it's not going to work!

by Quagmire Apprentice December 12, 2024