Buckle Fingers

When you accidentally drop your wife on the dance floor

John: Woah, did he just drop his wife while swing dancing?

Jay: Yeah, he has Buckle Fingers

by El bearded Jaun June 7, 2018

Trout Fingers

A person personified by the image of someone slurping down a slimy, skinless fish finger.

Dan and Jim are such trout fingers.

by Trout Fingers March 22, 2018

Doodoo fingers

When someone has been picking at their butt with there fingers.

“Damn Caleb you have doodoo fingers. “

“I was picking at my ass hole and now I have doodoo fingers” -Caleb

by Calebdoodoofingers May 18, 2018

finger dicking

Finger Dicking is when you are doing a job but are getting nowhere due to incompetence and someone else come over and completes it immediately.

We had E&E personnel finger dicking a duct for a shaft driven compressor on a CV-22 for an hour and a half. The expeditor came and completed the job in fifteen seconds.

by El Jai November 15, 2019

Finger largation

Commonly reffered to as large finger syndrome, when a persons fingers are excessive in size. This can only be fixed by finger reduction surgery, or if you chopped your fingers off.

Antonio garza has finger largation

by abbicus February 23, 2019

Sparkle fingers

It’s a term used for your fingers after fingering a girl to her climax

Well I got sparkle fingers last night with my girlfriend it was fuckin great

by Yeetymcmeaty May 10, 2019

Cabbage Fingers

A symptom of Cabbagefingitus.
A person with cabbage like phalanges.

George put his Cabbage Fingers up his girlfriend's twat and they turned into sauerkraut.

by Iammega October 11, 2019