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dotcon

An "entrepreneur" - and I use the word rather lightly - in the information technology sector who has a product, idea or web portal of dubious worth who does an ipo where he suckers in millions from investors who border on the clueless, pays himself handsomely with salary and bonuses, and skips out of jurisdiction to a place like the Cayman Islands before his company fails, without ever having produced a viable product.
My aunt told me I should be more like my cousin Rodney, who made millions by selling shares in a now defunct web portal company.

"I'm not a dotcon," I replied caustically. "The products I'm developing will still be around helping people in a 100 years, not disappearing forever in 100 days."
by Orestes May 21, 2004
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dotnose

One of the most hilarious (and apparently more offensive to African Americans than nigger.) Heard first on The Sarah Silverman Program.
Random guy: Excuse me, sir, but you have a dot on your nose.
Steve: What are we, in third grade? I'm not gonna look!
Random guy: No, really, you have a actual dot on your nose.
Steve: You...Are...an idiot!
Random guy: You know, you don't have to be a jerk. I was just trying to help. YOU HAVE A DOT ON YOUR NOSE, DICK!
Brian: This is a total dotnose scenario!
Radom guy: I guess it is. I mean, it's a classic dotnose situation. I don't see how it could get any more dotnose than this.
by Dotnosedchick January 20, 2011
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Dota

A Game where people usually troll around like retards, feeding enemy team and or just being a faggot
Damn, lets go play some Dota I want to troll badly.
by jerome has a black penis January 1, 2015
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dotart

A geek that would say that to someone
"Doesn't matter I am still better than you in algebra you dotart"
by Wpmounatin November 16, 2017
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Lippin' Dots

Derived from the yummy stadium treat 'Dippin Dots', a term for a facial hair that is only on the corners of the mouth. As opposed to a moustache, soul patch, or van dyke, the Lippin' Dots are just a small patch of hair remaining when you shave the upper lip and chin.
Why did you shave your beard and go with lippin' dots?
by Dr. HA Brown December 17, 2008
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Three goddamn dots

stupid mfs that just reply with "oh..." Or "ok..."
What the fuck does "..." Mean? Like what the fucking fuck you bitch. What the hell does three goddamn dots mean. What are you trying to tell me that you can't say with words. What goddamn message are you trying to send me with those three fucking dots. Just use fucking words. You fucking bitch. It's not that fucking hard to speak fucking English you stupid fucking bitch. Fuck.
by Midnight 💀 July 21, 2022
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Dotyphile

Fat white men who are attracted to small, short, and fat Philiphinas.
hey that dotyphile is going out with that little pokemon looking girl
by balutrus February 28, 2008
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