cooked

(of a person) fucked

The test is tomorrow.
Are you fucking serious? I'm cooked.

by anonymous March 25, 2024

Now we're cooking with butter.

This phrase narrates a progression or improvement in quality. Note that 'now we are cooking with gas' narrates a progression or improvement in efficiency.

"Hey man I just started trying harder at work and it makes the day go by so much faster!!"... "Good for you man. Now we're cooking with butter."

by Mister Pew April 26, 2024

let him cook

Cryptocurrency slang used by absolute CHAD's who work for their bags! Originated from the Solana meme coin $COOK.

Hold up... Let him cook!
Those who $COOK shall prosper.

by $COOK May 12, 2024

Cooking sack

Being extremely high from either smoking weed or consuming a different form of a cannabis.

Damn.... That bong rip got me cooking sack. Like straight cookin.

by DolphDingler March 23, 2021

Kevin Cooke

The act of tongue-punching someone’s fart box in order to clean it out and prevent infection.

We were camping and I had to poop but had no tp, so my friend Kevin Cooked my bhole to clean it out

by Sonej oderfla April 1, 2021

Pajama Cooking Date

It’s cooking with a lot of seduction mixed in. The seduction level is heighten making your cooking date more hot, steamy, grown and very sexy. Wearing sexy lingerie and pajamas only adds another layer giving it a more intimate and romantic vibe. Kissing, nibbling and touching along with some sensual food tasting can take it to a more passionate level.

Jaylen: My girlfriend and I thought we try a pajama cooking date tonight.
Zane: my girlfriend Amaya and I had cooking date last week. I wearing sexy lingerie and pajamas can make it even more steamy.

by Starving Artist246 May 17, 2025

cook it nerd looser,

cook it nerd loosera funny thing to say to your buds. cook it means to cook and consume your dog or feline companion. an nerd looser is just a name for a dumb ass. like honestly they should die. they love k pop and should die. ugh they are also gay and gay is gay so....

cook it nerd looser, i hope your dog dies

by oh hello there buddy October 22, 2019