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Chainsaw Carl

A crazy man from upstate NY with a chainsaw, a wood chipper, and a business card. He portrays himself as an "arborist." He offers tree cutting services, but will trim your bush for free if you let him.

He peeps in windows and videos women getting out of the shower. He is the second cousin of Tree-Fucking-Carl, sometimes spelled Tree Fucking Carl, or TreeFuckingCarl, and he is severely inbred.

He leaves cameras attached to the trees outside your window which stream video live to his Carl shack, where he and all the other Carl's hang out and jack off while watching Carl trim your bush.
Girl 1 "I just hired an arborist to trim the trees around my house"
Girl 2 "I hope it's not Chainsaw Carl! Lol."
Girl 1 "it's that crazy fuck with the chainsaw and wood chipper that's peepin' and creepin' around!"
by Double take July 10, 2025
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Creepy Carl

A man who lurk around your house at night peeping in windows. He's known for leaving inconspicuous cameras to spy on you in the shower and walking up to random strangers and asking them if they want to touch his wood.
Person 1: what's wrong with that guy? He's just lurking around.
Person 2: Yeah I saw him peeking in windows last night. And he just asked that random girl to touch his wood!"
Person 1: OMG, what a Creepy Carl!
by Profound Observations July 10, 2025
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Deadbeat Carl

A deadbeat dad who doesn't pay child support. Some deadbeat Carl's even receive Carl Support from their exes. Most people in society today abhor such irresponsibility and find Deadbeat Carls to be despicable.
"That guy is a deadbeat Carl if there ever was one. He's trying to get child support from his ex girlfriend."
"Wow, that super pathetic. He's a real deadbeat Carl."
by Read it! July 11, 2025
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Creeping Carl

A Carl that stalks his girlfriend by setting up cameras in various places in the house to spy on her without her knowledge. He prefers to collect videos of his girlfriend naked or having sex with him.
"Is Becky dating the Creeping Carl now? Seriously, why would she do that."
"Probably because she has no self esteem. I agree, he's gross."
by Alleged-Leigh July 11, 2025
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Jesse and Carla

the most awsomest girls in the whole fricken world!!!

usually people refer to them as 'the goumnopings'
Person 1: Gee i feel like i'm a Jesse and Carla today

Person 2: You would never be a Jesse and Carla
by Goumnopings August 25, 2010
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Cotton mouthed Carl

When a stoner won't stop complaining about having cotton mouth after smoking.
"Man shut the fuck up about your cotton mouth"

"But it's like someone shoved cotton balls in my mouth"

"Don't be such a Cotton mouthed Carl"
by Spootybeaver113 November 2, 2012
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Pissy pants Carl

The act of pissing your pants at a wedding and then proceeding to pour a pint over yourself to hide it
Jesus Carl, stop wasting beer! We know you urinated on yourself again! Pissy pants carl
by David6882 November 27, 2018
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