half chub bacon

Bacon cooked to perfection. Halfway between crispy and limp.

Don't cook the bacon too long. I love half chub bacon!

by Beard$ April 14, 2014

Burning my bacon

Turning a person on, serious attraction flowing in waves of desire.

That chick over there is burning my bacon! I gotta make her mine.

by NatCupcake December 30, 2011

turkey bacon

(noun.) A distraction or waste of time.

PERSON RIDING SHOTGUN: "Hold on, I'm going to hop out of the car here at Grand Central Station and try to find a bathroom, but I won't bring my cell phone, so you'll get to spend ten super-efficient minutes circling the block in rush hour traffic and waiting for me to re-appear at my leisure." (passenger suddenly leaps out while car is stopped at red light)

DRIVER: (yelling after her) "Why don't you just wait until we get to the movie theater?"

OTHER PASSENGER: "This is turkey bacon."

by Nitro et al September 28, 2008

bacon effect

When wearing a shirt under a button up and the collar becomes wrinkled, resembling a piece of bacon.

"Hey Kev, that guy thinks he looks daper, but he has the bacon effect."

by bradb94 April 15, 2015

I smell bacon...

a saying from funnyjunk to identify felllow Junkies in real life. When you suspect someone is a Junkie, but your not sure, you would say "i smell bacon..." if they say "with or without wings?" you fist bump and become friends.

"...and i was all like FUCK YEA" bragged kim.
"I smell bacon..." you reply
"With or without wings?"

*fist bump*

by funnyjunkie May 19, 2010

bacon fries

thiz iz uzed by niggaz lyk me, it meanz anodda niggaz ugly face or nasty face. u say it 2 people wen dey are all up in ur grill.

yo , u betta get ya bacon fries outa my sight befo i kill all u an u lil shit homeboyz .. be easy ight ??

Get yo bacon fries away from muh face before i bayshunt

by Paulson Baby August 30, 2003

Bacon Game

A game
RULES:
Poke someone
Hold out your hand
Say "bacon"
If they slap your hand before you move away, they win
If they don't, you win

Me- *poke* *holds out hand* BACON!!!
You- *tries to slap my hand*
Me- *moves hand*
You- Crap!
Me- HAHA I WIN! IN YOUR FACE SUCKA'!!! I just beat you at the Bacon Game!!!

by -insert_name_here- February 27, 2012