August 27

August 27th is a day where an asshole gets dumped

Hey it’s august 27 and I’m done putting up with your shit, you’re getting dumped you asshole!!!

by Oopsguessimmabitch August 27, 2021

August 17th

Abuse Devon Arnold Day!

August 17th example:
Friend: Yo, Y’know what day it is, it’s August 17th.

Devon Arnold: Oh no!!!

by JoesphBartholomewJamesSmith August 17, 2022

August 1st

August 1st is National Miss Your Best Friends Day

Person: I miss you so much, especially since its August 1st!

by igotmybesties August 1, 2021

August 31, 2004

People born on this day are of a quiet personality known dark masculinity. Most are known to have almond shaped eyes. They have an attractive appearance that attracts many females. They are great at sex. They are funny and that's another thing that females like about them. Sigma males are born on this day. The zodiac sign of people born on that day is Virgo.

August 31, 2004 is the day where many attractive people were born.

by Guccibeltnigga782 August 25, 2023

August 15th

The worst day of the year as it is S*****'s birthday. Nobody likes her and she's a rat.

"We hate August 15th."

by marr30000 August 8, 2022

August 12th

National short friend revenge day. Short people unite and let's beat up the tall ones 😈

"YO I'm gonna beat you up"
"WHY?!"
"cause it's august 12th 😎"

by iwilleatyourgrandma August 1, 2025

August

August means that your dad didn’t finish No Nut November!!

Dad: son did u finish NNN?
Son: yes, did you?
Dad:no, because you were born in August

by Weird kid 666 November 18, 2019