Donut

What policemen eat everyday

Policeman 1: falls right next to a robber
Policeman 2: you fucking donut
Policeman 1: yumm *starts licking and biting himself*

by Тнат guч February 26, 2019

Strawberry donut

The act of running over someone with your car while doing donuts so much that it makes the donuts look strawberry.

He got out of his car and hit mine so I turned his ass into a strawberry Donut.

by That urban dictionary guy March 7, 2025

Big holed donut

After unprotected sex the male sticks his shlong in her hole. Then she shouts for all the males to come to the room and stick there meat in her privates. This act will make the hole of the Virginia huge,making the donut hole bigger

Big holed donut me daddy.

by Gamr girl679 September 5, 2017

FUNKY DONUTS

The Best rapper of all time

That Funky donuts song is a banger no cap

by Funky donuts November 14, 2021

watermelon donut

an unusual combination

why Tallulah u are so weird, like a watermelon donut

by Traylanlulah March 13, 2019

Peruvian glazed donut

When you love a girl so much you blow a cocaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of an very very very serious anal violation

I was worrried about this chick Tiffany’s assholes demise that I met on tinder! So I took the common courtesy of giving her a Peruvian glazed donut to to numb it up before I crispy creamed her

by Bigbird5185! March 1, 2025

Jam Donut

When your having coitus with your female partner on her period and post she sex ends up with a ring of blood around her asshole

My missus was on her period this week and had the fattest jam donut around her back hole

by gloryhole December 4, 2021