dunk'n donuts

The act of holding donuts with your penis, and dipping then into a cup of scalding coffee.

Bill had been dunk'n donuts all night, and had to go to the hospital to treat burns to his penis.

by FurEter February 08, 2014

like a fat kid on a donut

1. Informal: A metaphor for being complacent, unmotivated, or resistant to change, especially when one is in a position of comfort or dominance (e.g., a monopoly).
2. Colloquial: Remaining stuck or stagnant, with no incentive to improve or move forward.

"The company hasn’t innovated in years—they’re like a fat kid on a donut, sitting comfortably with no competition."
"Without any real competition in the market, they’re just like a fat kid on a donut, not going anywhere fast."

by FANNO November 21, 2024

duncan donut

A punching bag so feel free to hit him when you're mad

I just punched Duncan Donut

by BenthehumanYT March 07, 2017

Donut on a car

Whenever a group of 5 people, wherein 4 of them paired up (as two couples or two people going for sex) and the fifth person is fifth wheeling. No longer shall they be called a fifth wheel rather a donut.

Joe: Hey man did you see the group walking over there?
Bob: yeah what about them?
Joe: the dude in the back is definitely the donut on a car tonight .
Bob: lmao.

by Jewish yeti February 25, 2018

tossed donut

Eating a glazed munchkin from Dunkin Donuts out of a girls asshole.

Yo that bitch I fucked last night loves ass play so much she let me give her a tossed donut.

by FireDancer December 29, 2015

Papa Donut

The leader of Donut Gang.

Did you hear? Papa Donut made peace with Bagel Gang.

by JrangeOuice April 18, 2024

The donut system

A system for measuring your dick by stacking donuts on it, forget about breaking out the ruler, break out a box of krispy Kremes

Uvthi: if i had a dick id be like entertained for life
Uvthi: like id stack doughnuts on it
Uvthi: and my dick would fit minimum five
Me : wtf
Uvthi: I'll call it the donut system

by TangyOnions May 04, 2022