If you want to give a waiter a hard time, ask them for a left-handed fork and I bet they’ll go look for one.
You: Excuse me can I get a left at fort?
Waiter: Most definitely, I’ll be right back.
2 hours later
Waiter: I think we ran out of left handed forks.
You: Dang that’s a bummer, I don’t know how I’m going to eat. I guess a right handed fork will do for now.
Waiter: Most definitely, I’ll be right back.
2 hours later
Waiter: I think we ran out of left handed forks.
You: Dang that’s a bummer, I don’t know how I’m going to eat. I guess a right handed fork will do for now.
by MrTrollNDaNTaNet February 10, 2019
Get the left handed forkmug. by Savanah100 May 25, 2021
Get the i'd rather drive on the left side of the roadmug. A metaphor for negativity or a regressive attitude.
Refers to a person, mindset, or situation stuck in pessimism, toxicity, or backward thinking — like being on the left side of a graph where the values are negative.
Coined by Ayush Khanjarwal (2025).
Refers to a person, mindset, or situation stuck in pessimism, toxicity, or backward thinking — like being on the left side of a graph where the values are negative.
Coined by Ayush Khanjarwal (2025).
Stop hanging around people on the left side of the graph — they’ll pull your energy down.
He’s always complaining about life; totally on the left side of the graph.
He’s always complaining about life; totally on the left side of the graph.
by AxisMind October 11, 2025
Get the Left side of the graphmug. To break a left is the action of being in a large or smaller group of individuals where two of the individuals have sexual feelings for one another. One asks the other to break a left and they hookup.
by Tyler Parker’s spliff November 20, 2023
Get the Break a leftmug. Did you hear mason got in a car accident?
Yea, but it wasn't too bad. He only got hurt on the left side of his face and will have a scar.
Yo he's left eye mafia now!
Yea, but it wasn't too bad. He only got hurt on the left side of his face and will have a scar.
Yo he's left eye mafia now!
by JackinNOLM June 7, 2025
Get the Left Eye Mafiamug. When you 100 % absolutely, undisputedly, ya oooand unequivocally right. When one tells no lies, keeps it real, and reads from the Non-Fiction section. What one is when they spittin nuthin but facts.
1st MF: Ey, Bro. You see Stacie in that dress at Hilfiger’s party? You could never tell from her usual getup, but GAAAAWWWD DAAAAYUUM! Shorty madd cheeked up…
2nd MF: You not left, Bro. You not left…
2nd MF: You not left, Bro. You not left…
by Don Corona September 21, 2021
Get the You Not Leftmug. A communally accepted practice where Angelenos, waiting to take a left, go on or just before the light turns red because it’s freaking impossible to go before then :/
Dude, was just in K-town the other day, and I took 20 LA lefts.
Bro, I lived in LA so long, I got a ticket making an LA left in my hometown, and I forgot it was illegal.
Bro, I lived in LA so long, I got a ticket making an LA left in my hometown, and I forgot it was illegal.
by Danthesodacankim October 13, 2023
Get the LA Leftmug.