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cajun rock paper scissors

Rock paper scissors in which both participants keep one uncovered arm out and then play rock paper scissors like normal. The winner of each round gets to slap the loser's arm once at the end of each round. Repeat ad infinitum.
Man I can't believe my left arm is still bleeding from all that cajun rock paper scissors yesterday.
by Twisted Magnum March 9, 2008
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eat my ass paper

Similar to saying "eat shit". You're asking the recipient to eat the paper with which you have wiped said shit from your ass.
Hey dude! You're an asshole. Eat my ass paper!
by ChrisD June 11, 2006
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paper my rock

meaning, when giving 'props' to another person you say 'paper my rock' instead of 'props' which then indicates that you would like the person to pull a 'rock, paper, scissors' scenario and paper your rock. meaning high five your 'prop' or rock.
by annony4455 May 1, 2008
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The toilet paper shortage of 2020

The Corona virus has apparently caused everyone to shit themselves and thus but 9000 rolls of toilet paper.
Our children will not believe this.
The toilet paper shortage of 2020 has really messed up my time in quarantine.
by ineedsometp April 2, 2020
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I have papers on you

A spouse telling there partner they have an official marriage certificate with there name on it. Also by saying this they are telling the other who's the boss in a joking manor.
Don't forget dear I have papers on you.
by Septdee June 23, 2018
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Single Ply Toilet Paper

My ass is getting scratched by this single ply toilet paper!
by Numberline October 16, 2023
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comically oversized divorce papers

when your wife hates you so fucking much

literally comically oversized divorce papers
guy: whats dis??
guy: oh, its just comically oversized divorce papers.
by Hypurrelet August 13, 2023
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