beta key

The beta key is the one key to rule them all. It unlocks games like Dragon Ball D. It has powers beyond the power of a normal key, like your front door key. It can cure cancer. It can get you a blow job from a nerd in a dark alley. It can solve world peace. It can also unlock the nuclear codes from the United States and wipe out all of North Korea. But it primary purpose is for hanging shit on people who havent got the beta key. Because its so incredibly awesome and unlocks games like Dragon Ball D

How come you havent got a beta key? You suck!

Ive inserted the beta key and Im letting the nukes go now Don, which site was it again?

by honneamise October 29, 2018

Key fucking

Making a chasity slave play with the key to his cage, without opening it

He was desperate to be unlocked but she spent the whole evening key fucking him

by TRIANGLE94 April 30, 2024

dani and kei

Best couple ever there so cute

DANI AND KEI ARE THE BEST

by Dankiee July 29, 2017

Key Dive

When you are riding motorcycles with your squad and an angry citizen is yelling at you because they disapprove of what you are doing. When they are yelling at you promptly with out signal and hesitation dive through the drivers side or passenger side down window grabbing the car key and as quick as you entered haul ass away.

Hay get ready to scram im going to key dive this bitch

by from my cold, dead hands March 18, 2020

Keys

An alternate version of the abbreviation "kys" which means "ki** yourself"

"Js keys already" (as seen in an internet comment)

by boinkybop September 16, 2025

Spicy keys

When you heat someone's keyring in an oven and when asked for them you throw them back using tongs. This causes them to catch searing hot keys with they're hands thus making the keys "spicy".

Anon: Where are my keys?
Me: here you go *throws him the keys with tongs*
Anon *catches keys burning hands* :Ahh! The spicy keys!!! Why would you do this?!

by Peeled Paint June 29, 2017

thinking on key

similar to thinking out loud, but using chat or typing instead of speech

"what time is it there? saint louis is 6 hours difference, so 10-6=4... its 4am there?"

"you should have just asked instead of thinking on key"

by redpanda2008 April 30, 2010