Meat Hook

An unusually large male genitalia. Usually hanging to one side or another, it may resemble a large hook. I combination of girth and length with a slight curve is what gives a penis meat hook characteristics.

I saw Miguel naked today in the shower. The man has a fucking meat hook. I wonder how many ladies he has fleejed

by Cooter Johnson December 10, 2016

Hook, Line, and Stinker

When you insert your fingers into her vagina. Give the old "Come Here," motion.
She gets wetter than ever. Turn her over. Blast a Dragon Tail out of her Butt Crack. Then put your dick in her ass.

I was hanging out with this Fisherman last night. Things were going well. I could tell he liked to party. Then I got the "Hook, Line, and Stinker."

by Hook, Line, and Stinker March 28, 2023

Down the Hook

A homoerotic phrase for describing the act of a male performing oral sex on another male

The two men were horny so one of them went “down the hook” on the other

by BrunoKnows July 16, 2024

Tenter Hooked

That nervous feeling one gets before a big meeting or a huge life changing event. Same feeling one gets after a eating Chinese food and 30 minutes later you can feel it in your gut

This interview tomorrow has got me Tenter Hooked, I should probably stay away from Taco Bell or Wok and Roll tonight

by Mrbritches August 8, 2019

Hooked

This award is the lowest of the lowest and if you receive this for any reason you know that you messed up big time.

Hey remember that soldier that left?…Yeah! He ended up getting hooked that’s crazy right?

by Johnathan NORIEGA March 11, 2022

hook a bitch

Ghetto/slang for u-turn

"We passed it. Okay, we need to hook a bitch so we can go back."

by GateHearing August 18, 2009

hooke

A way of saying okay in a relaxed, informal manner in your friend group.

"I'll see you later" "Hooke"

by anonymous June 27, 2023