Sperm Whale

I gave that Sperm Whale my Moby Dick
by The Old Man/Unkle Grandpa June 21, 2024
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Sperm Whale

Offensive term reserved for a plus-sized, oftentimes abusive person who seeks to date primarily for sex. The same way the animal has a sperm-like substance found in its body, a person who is a sperm whale typically has a high body count and has been ejaculated in by many different people.
Lmao, loser finally gets his first gf?

Opinion rejected, you're with a fucking sperm whale.
by Alzorbongus June 21, 2024
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Sperm Whale

When one gets a girl pregnant and 7 months later, once she is well into the third trimester, that same individual has sex with the same girl, pulls out and spaffs on her pregnant belly and then says "hey look, a sperm whale".
He turned to her and asked if he could make her a sperm whale.
by Pregosaurus13 January 02, 2021
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Sperm whale

A woman takes a load and blows it through her lip gauge in the air and splashes on her face like a blow hole
by Gymjones July 03, 2021
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Whale Cum

WHALE CUM. Also known as WHALE CUM is a drink that only Mexicans have access to, if you live anywhere else in the world you are gonna have to pre-order WHALE CUM. WHALE CUM $420.69 PRE-ORDER NOW!!!!!!!!!
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Fat fucking whale

You rock the greasy hair babe🤤you’re slighty over weight but dont even worry about it
They dont call you coral for nothing your a fat fucking whale xx
by 123hiv September 03, 2018
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