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Tool

A person, typically male, who says or does things that cause you to give them a 'what-are-you-even-doing-here' look. The 'what-are-you-even-doing-here' look is classified by a glare in the tool's direction and is usually accompanied by muttering of how big of a tool they are. The tool is usually someone who is unwelcome but no one has the balls to tell them to get lost. The tool is always making comments that are out-of-place, out-of-line or just plain stupid. The tool is always trying too hard to fit in, and because of this, never will. However, the tool is useful because you can use them for things; money, rides, ect.
Look at that Tool! He’ll never find out he’s being used.
by Tool1492 June 15, 2018
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Tool

Tool
by anonymous December 31, 2021
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Tool

Billy used his tool to show his mother a good time
by Chauvinisticbastard August 27, 2023
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cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down
Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret
by coolyourtools September 8, 2016
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tool

From the word hoe,a male or female who is looked down apon by others for being known as easy, slutty, whoreish. Someone who is used just for hook ups.
"Ew he's such a tool, they hooked up he didnt even know her name"
by goshgrly_xo April 10, 2006
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TOOL

There's Only One Life.

A sort of counter-measure to the YOLO phrase. As Chris Langan explained, every human-being is an endomorphic image of the mind of god. Everybody is one. TOOL.
Guy 1: Hey! TOOL!
Guy 2: *beats up guy 1*
by Captain Falcum October 8, 2012
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Tool Flops

Flip flops worn by men without socks, and are also associated with tooling.
Dlernz was toolin it up by wearing tool flops to school as he was not wearing socks.
by Hadtodoittoem July 23, 2013
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