Sam Gill

Sam Gill is very hard to define. He is a pro bodybuilder for Clayton high school, he spent his life savings on a golds gym membership and a juul. He is the best third basemen in baseball history. He is very tall and he pokes his chest out and tries to make his voice seem deep. He makes sure that the first part of him to enter the room is his chest. His little brother is Jonah Gill and Jonah is the best JV backup bench catcher to ever play for Clayton high school. Sam gill cheats in APUSH off Trevor Guerrero and Garrett Hale. Which makes his mom very proud because he gets good grades. Despite being big and strong he sits the bench in jv baseball.

*Sam Gill squats 2,850 lbs. Then Benches 900 lbs. for reps then yells like the Hulk*
Someone at Golds Gym: Wow, Who is that, he looks like the Hulk?
Someone else at Golds Gym: That's Clayton High schools pro bodybuilder, Sam Gill.

by Sam Weaverr June 3, 2018

sam boothe

A rude, unintelligible and ignorant loud-mouthed person, typically one who mocks others often

"Don't be such a Sam Boothe!"
"What do you mean?"
"You're being rude and ignorant right now. Talk to me when you become more like Madison Costeira."

by sam boothsssssagfvhsanhbfgtdct April 11, 2017

Sam Falk

Sam Falk is a dog trapped in a human’s body. He will follow anyone who gives him orders and is even willing to jump off of cliffs if his leader does so. Enjoys sports, jazz band, and men. In its free time a Sam Falk will watch Phineas and Fern, practice his trumpet, and look at pictures of Kyle Davidson.

Friend 1: Hey, where’s your Sam Falk?
Friend 2: He’s over there, chewing on that go-go squeeze.

by alsonotsamfalk January 29, 2020

Sam Russel

Is very mean, bullies people for fun. Rufuses to be Barbie, but let’s me be the duck that eats cupcakes and spits the sprinkles out on the roof. Plays football and basketball 🤢🤢

Sam Russel is hideous.

by Simone Delmarter June 12, 2020

chase sams

fuck boy.

a person who is a weak ass pussy that ain't bout shit.

look at chase sams, that weak ass fuckboy

by harperism December 1, 2014

Sam Mellish

The coolest guy ever that get's all the bitches

"Hi."
"Hello."
"I hate you."
"Why?"
"Because you're not Sam Mellish."

by Ur big fat mommy June 6, 2022

Sam Horning

a stupid fucking faggot that nobody fucking loves including his own mother. Sam Horning is inherently a Neo-Nazi supporting racism and the euthanization of black people.

sam horning is fucking rat poison

by cumguzzlerfuckface69 January 19, 2022