shifty fucktard

When there is someone you can't stand the sight of, acting suspicious in your vicinity

I hate that shifty fucktard he better get tae fuck

by Dharvtko February 26, 2014

shifty shafts

A group of men that all talk about Fortnite and getting girlfriends, even though most of them haven't hit puberty yet.

Person 1: Wow, all those guys are single!
Person 2: Yeah, and they play Fortnite too.
Person 1: What a bunch of shifty shafts.

by Quirble May 24, 2018

shaftwacker

a female who enjoys giving brains to a male

yo homie that girls a shaft wacker im going to ask her to do me a favor

by Romaine February 2, 2005

Drive shaft

guy masturbating while driving...done intentionally to get caught by other motorists.

Ex 1: I was driving down the highway and was being paced by another car. You glance over and find out he was playing with his drive shaft going down the highway.

by Mortified Driver October 4, 2012

Mrs Shaft

Is a fat mammoth and a very ungraceful lady. If you can even call her a lady that is! She is a mean, cruel creature with no heart and DOESNT LOOK GOOD IN A BIKINI!

Mrs Shaft mammoth

by Eillie June 21, 2013

shafted

What happens when you are forced to live with a view of a brick wall, most commonly due to a lack of excellent housing options in a college within a large city.

"Did you get shafted, too?" "Yeah. My suitemate claimed the better room before I could."

by marymary whereyagoin April 18, 2010

SHIF

So Hard I Farted
Added to the ending of common acronyms

Shine: Holy shit is what you get when you have anal sex w/ a priest
Christi: lmao
B: rolf-shif

ROFL-SHIF, Rolling On the Floor Laughing - So Hard I Farted LMAO-SHIF, Laughing My Ass Off - So Hard I Farted

by B.Murphy July 18, 2009