queef-beaver

A smarmy little shit who thinks they're being funny, usually laughing at their own joke, when in fact their jokes are just dumb and annoying.

Bill: "Hey man, you get a haircut?"
Joe: "No, I got them ALL cut! hahahehaheheha"
Bill: "Don't be a fucking queef-beaver, Joe."

by DrDax December 11, 2012

Queef

The act of breathing out of ones vaginal hole

“Mrs Rodriguez, May I take my mask off so I can Queef?

by Poopdealer420 September 6, 2020

Wine Queef

The end result of when you are done penetrating a female partner with a non-finished bottle of red wine. Usually it's a 'fart-like' sound emanating from the vagina, spraying wine all over the bed. Using a bottle of white wine would result in a 'Pinot Grigio Huffer'.

Jenny is the wine queef queen! She soaked my bed in red, and it looked like a murder scene!

by CinnamonFlamingo June 16, 2015

Queef

Part of the LGBTQ+ community

"Hey David, are u part of the LGBTQ community? I saw ur rainbow flag in ur Insta bio. Are u a queef?"

by Queerfqueen July 1, 2018

Queef

Explusion of air from a vagina

Katherine: I queefed! Terrance: Aw buddy! what the fuck guy!

by Skanhunt_42 January 3, 2022

Mouth queef

When your bro attempts to burp but all that comes out is a pussy little squeak.

Todd: *inhales deeply* "<urp>"
Jake: "Dude, quit trying to burp. All that you're getting is these pussy fuckin mouth queefs..."

by Verber April 20, 2016

queef queen

-finley

- someone who is not not nice of participating in a situation that is fun

- a buzzkill

you are such a queef queen for that.

by Jay’s daddy May 7, 2022