Chili In a Pumpkin

A pregnant woman with diarrhea

“At eight months pregnant and sprinting to the bathroom for the third time, she sighed and said, ‘Yep… it’s officially chili in a pumpkin.’”

by ClemDawg February 17, 2026

Upside Down Pumpkin

When you flip a pregnant woman upside down while rubbing her clit and licking her cinnamon ring.

I upside down pumpkin my wife at our best friends party.

by Deadpool Pumpkin May 15, 2025

carving the pumpkin

When you paint a pumpkin on a woman's back and put a flashlight in her butt.

Last night, The power went out so I was carving the pumpkin with Pam. Good thing I had a flashlight and a fleshlight.

TS

by Damon K. October 21, 2025