Pulling a Paul

Jerking off using your own tears as lubricant

"Did you hear about Rich? He's been so lonely that hes been pulling a Paul every night"

by pauljerker August 26, 2016

Pulling a Quinn

Going into the night with good intentions, but coming out of it hungover and with many regrets. Usually includes loosing important possessions, ruining friendships, and hooking up with someone you definitely should not have or would not have sober.

"Wait didn't that girl with the four loko come here with a different guy than the one she is grinding on?"
"Yeah lmao she is definitely pulling a Quinn tonight"

by dumbassofthecentruy October 9, 2017

Pulling a Boehner

This is how the kids are saying "grasping at straws". This is derived from House Minority Leader John Bohner making ridiculous claims to stop health care reform from passing, including the spreading of a forged document said to be leaked by Democrats.

Steve... you're really pulling a Boehner.

by Plateau14 April 6, 2010

Pulling A Viannca

When you pretend to have something very important to say but just say never mind...

Kathy: OMG! OMG! OMG! GUESS WHAT?!?
Tom: What?
Kathy: OMG!
Tom: What?!
Kathy: Oh nevermind
*Kathy is Pulling A Viannca *

by Mr.BlahBlah July 2, 2012

pulling a menace

Running into needless danger to grab an item in the video game Destiny, no matter how low or high level it is.

Bob: Dude stop pulling a menace! It's not worth it!
Bill: But it's right there! So what if there's a boss and a dozen enemies between us and it?

by Wheath June 2, 2017

Pulling a Mordecai

1. Failing to talk to women, horribly. It usually includes a lot of stuttering and embarrasing choice of words.
2. Simping over women to the extreme. This includes ditching your friends, wasting money for them, and hurting your health in order for a chance to get with them.
The term was coined from Regular Show, based on the character Mordecai.

Example 1: "Bro, I tried to talk with Jess today, but I kept stuttering. I pulled a Mordecai."
Example 2: "Turns out Tom just dipped on us and cancelled his plans for bros night. He's Pulling A Mordecai for sure."

by E-Kelp August 29, 2021

Pulled a Rissa

To fall and break a limb or extremity while checking out a member of the opposite sex who is employed in the service of protecting civilians, ie Fireman, Police Officer, Paramedic

I almost pulled a Rissa the other day while I was checking out a cute paramedic.

by livvylola February 21, 2010