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micheal jordan aint got shit on me!

to get random blind grenade kill in a game of modern warefare 2 and kill one of more opponents.
zach and jimmy look micheal jordan aint got shit on me!
by nismogtr311 March 14, 2010
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Karsen,Romei,Jordan,neaveh,evie jo

#Good vibes 😎myswadi uain’tgotgoodgood vibenoirrrrrrandbyebuddybutanyways
Dang I wish I was I was in that group but I’m not cool unuf 😭(karsen,Romei,Jordan,neaveh,evie jo
by Pickle ,daddy March 24, 2021
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Jordan Peterson's view of the red pill types

Useless, incompetent, men who are too stupid to know that women "pay the disproportionate cost for sex" which roughly translates to "are better than men". He doesn't give a shit about disaffected men and has nothing but contempt for them. Why? Let's explore."
Hym "You can tell by Jordan Peterson's view of the red pill types that he REALLY doesn't like the fact that MEN control access to relationships. Women already control access to sex but that isn't good enough for him. That's why he's pushing so hard for marriage even though he knows that half of them will fail. He wants them to have control of both. You should have to PAY A PRICE for leaving his daughter. You should have to have a relationship with her to fuck her (even though, history, you just DON'T have to do that). I disagree. I think men should hold a tighter grip on their control of relationships. It's not a "Short term mating strategy". In the words of my highly sexually success friend who lives in his mothers basement AND my highly sexually successful OTHER friend who ALSO lives with his parents and sits and plays video games with me (even going as far to turn down sex to spend his birthday with me) 'I'm looking for 'the one' but, hey, if they want to throw me some ass while I search... Meh 🤷🏿 ♂️' "
by Hym Iam February 14, 2023
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jordan

jordan is a fuck boy, dont mess around with because after yall break up he will go to the next girl not even a whole week later.. DONT mess with him if he light skin because he will FUCK YOU OVER.
"hey girl you seen that jordan dude? " " yea i did, we started talking." "
well stop cuz he will break your heart."
by daniaaaa October 1, 2019
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Jordan

This man is sooooooo not slay. He is a jerk fr. You can here the lies in his voice when he says “I love you” like, how do you know that? He will come to your house and hang out with girls in your basement while your upstairs sleeping because you think you have a concussion. He will. Ask me how I know. He is a walking ick. Mr. crusty dusty busty musty like fr. Literally wrinkled forehead. He will leave on opened constantly, and bag two in one night. He is kind of slutty fr. But he’s literally so hot and I want him so bad.
I hate Jordan, but he can make out with me if he wants.
by Pisces6969 August 26, 2022
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Jordan

i went to jordan
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Jordan pele

he is a smart and handsome boy who likes science and etc he is really funny and good at drawi g
He is funny like jordan pele
by black pele March 27, 2023
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