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A joke

Kid: you never make funny jokes

Mom: your a joke and im your mom get it
by Bebga January 14, 2022
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Not a joke. On my word as a Biden

Mocking locution combining two of Joe Biden's favorite rhetorical expressions
Usually uttered immediately after the telling of an obvious falsehood
Back in the 90's I had sex one night with the entire cast of the "Seinfeld" show. Including Kramer
Not a joke. On my word as a Biden
by thurb June 28, 2023
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thinking joke

when someone makes a double deckered triple layered analysis requiring joke that you need a PhD to understand
jack: this weather is as hot as a tree
john: did you just make a thinking joke
jack: yes
john: fuck you
by anonymous January 31, 2022
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Outside Joke

Man 1: *farts*
Man 2: HEY! You commited outside joke.
by YTB808 studios July 11, 2022
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Joke Time

Someone who is always in the mood to make jokes.
That fool is always on joke time, I’m trying to be serious.
by diamondhandz October 2, 2021
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joke rizzing

Almost impossible but can be done with a 99% fail rate
"DUDE you saw him joke rizzing?" yea he came back a playless joke!
by yurtttttttt October 18, 2022
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Risky Joke Day

Risky Joke Day occurs very December eleventh, Where anyone is able to tell there most risky joke scott free!
Jack: "What do you call a elevator full of gay people? A box of necco wafers!"

Jim: "Woah! That's kinda homophobic dude."

Jack: "Relax, Its Risky Joke Day."
by WDYMJean December 11, 2020
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