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Dirt Horse

An insult used when someone does something so ridiculous and/or unnecissarily painful that normal insults are inadequate.

Hey, nobody wants to ride a dirty horse.
"Dude, yesterday Tom bit me in the wenis"
"Did he break skin?"
"Yea, he's such a dirt horse"
by AKAthecheesegrater April 16, 2010
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Twat Horse

A stallion or man of prestige, one who knows his ways in the world, but is just learning how to share with the world. Expect much more to come.
Godddaaamn, that fucking twat horse is awesome.

I bet being that goddamn twat horse is awesome.

A new society of elite, of awesome, of honor.
by TwatHorse May 8, 2011
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Attic Horse

A horse that lives in ones attic and frequently steals your things. eg: Homework, food, legal documents, important papers, money, and pencils.
by 81u3f14m3 December 11, 2010
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Horse Magic

Has origins in northwest ohio but is believed to be from the India "Magic Horse".

Often times takes place or can be seen and felt whenever the ratio of Rookie to Veteran is stable at 1 to 1.

In times of great intensity, one can feel the horse magic.

Any fast magic. As horses are fast.
"What's up with all the rookies and veterans? The ratio is like 2 to 1. There's zero chance for any horse magic!"

Rookie: How the heck did you wind up on the ceiling?
Veteran: Horse Magic.
by Alan Paul April 20, 2009
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muka horse

when a person stabs another person any where in the body and inserts a penis- scence (the emos) people do this during blodd orgys
garret muka horsed ryan when he was passed hot getting the sick bloddy pleasure vampires have
by lt hindu pimp bitch December 9, 2008
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youza horse

A person who acts with unattractive qualities. Example always saying, "I'm bout to play ball, lemme get some chicken wings, or Whats poppin 5!"
"Yo! I'm bout to play ball after i eat some chicken at Crown 5!" I replied, "youza horse!"
by kingknox March 10, 2009
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horse tummy

The stomach ache a woman gets after swallowing too much cum.horses are known for having very bad stomach aches. Horses also cum a lot.
As in "I can't go out tonight I got horse tummy again"
by Eunikitty May 27, 2014
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