crampy horse

Directly related to over using a group of muscles, while having sex.
Ex: I have a crampy horse from being bent over in this position too long.
by Panhawk October 03, 2017
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Horsing it down

When it is raining so hard and fast . Just like a horse pissing
by Beagrie May 28, 2016
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Get to the horses

A scenario in the future that everybody knows is unlikely or unattainable, but plans around anyway.
I'd invest in Bitcoin, but I think I'll wait until I get to the horses and have paid back all my student loans.
by Twizzard April 27, 2018
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Horse Magic

Has origins in northwest ohio but is believed to be from the India "Magic Horse".

Often times takes place or can be seen and felt whenever the ratio of Rookie to Veteran is stable at 1 to 1.

In times of great intensity, one can feel the horse magic.

Any fast magic. As horses are fast.
"What's up with all the rookies and veterans? The ratio is like 2 to 1. There's zero chance for any horse magic!"

Rookie: How the heck did you wind up on the ceiling?
Veteran: Horse Magic.
by Alan Paul April 20, 2009
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horse and carted

i really needed a poo last thursday but when i went to the toilet i just horse and carted.
by pip bayliss July 20, 2011
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horse tummy

The stomach ache a woman gets after swallowing too much cum.horses are known for having very bad stomach aches. Horses also cum a lot.
As in "I can't go out tonight I got horse tummy again"
by Eunikitty May 28, 2014
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horny horse

Jet loong is a horny horse
by chickensz February 17, 2020
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