Germans head

Germans head - Cunt.
Teacher : Michael, stop talking.
Michael : Stop being such a Germans head!
Teacher : Excuse me?
Michael : Nothing
by ✞︎𝙻𝚊𝚌𝚎✞︎ October 27, 2021
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German lottery machine

1 Noun
Concrete mixer.
Coined by Youtuber Ants Pants
Hey buddy, go grab the german lottery machine, I want to make a swing set for the kids
by Kid with assburgars December 17, 2023
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german hot pocket

This is when a large Frankfurter is inserted into your partner bottom. While yours is inserted in the other hole while yelling ”THERE’S A JEW IN MY HOUSE!” Apon the entering.
After the late discovery of a foreigner in my house, I will be using the German hot pocket on my wife tonight.
by Thegoofster123 September 01, 2020
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German Blunder

This is a Connect-4 move which involves the other player forgetting how to play the game and letting you stack 4 tokens on top of each other.
"How did I win with a german blunder" - (Optimal) Player
"How did I let them get a german blunder" - Other (Sub-Optimal) Player
by Jyenormous May 20, 2024
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Stone german

Stone is acc the bolloks see him on nights out all the time he always messing about with his ankle cause that’s how big his knob is. Would love a peice of that one day
by Sdog May 20, 2019
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Stone German

He is acc the bolloks he has a massive knob don’t know how he is the bolloks at Most things wish I could be like him one day
I wish I could be a stone German
by Sdog May 20, 2019
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german weird

There's getting weird, then there's getting German weird. It's a whole new level of kinky.
If your girl asks to get German weird don't be surprised if you get a feather duster in your ass.
by Danabolic December 28, 2016
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