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February 16

February 16 is the National throw a car battery in the ocean day. If February 16 happens to be your friends birthday, you have to help him throw a car battery in the ocean.
Birthday boy/girl: yo it's my birthday bro

Friend: oh shit happy birthday bro, it's February 16th so we gotta throw a car battery in the ocean.

Birthday boy/girl: No doubt, let's get this shit!
by Not.Zivan November 24, 2021
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February 14

It’s national ask your crush to be your valentines! Maybe even date..
February 14
Me: hey Lukas.. uh.. wanna be my valentines?
Lukas: sure.. how about date?
Me: YES
by him..<3 January 8, 2022
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February 5th

every bad bitch was born on this day
Person 1: damn she finee

Person 2: was she born on February 5th?

Person 1: uh no

Person 2: then she not all that…
by zero_was_hooked January 16, 2022
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February 27th

by InsulinInhaler January 28, 2022
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February 8

It is make a new buddy/friend day
Hey today is February 8th

Can I be your buddy?
by Harleytheu January 31, 2022
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February 2nd

Josh: *slaps maria*
Maria: "Whats your problem"
Josh: "Today is February 2nd"

Maria: "and?"
Josh: "Its national slap your best friend day"
by KAWAII PANDA <3 February 1, 2022
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February 2nd

“Hey babe it’s February 2nd”
Oh yea!”
*kisses*
by SexyMilk February 1, 2022
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