Country Bumpkin

A half-retarded racist midget from the South. Typically found in the construction field traveling from grocery store to grocery store thinking he is a hotshot when, in reality, he’s a dumbass. Often in trouble for shoving ears of corn up his ass for pleasure. When not at work, enjoys frequent all-male orgies and requests golden showers from all participants, as well as being defecated on by those needing to move their bowels.

(Texting orgy friend) “Bro, shoving that ear of corn up my bunghole felt great! I’m soo ready to have my ass violated later! Hope y’all gotta go poopy too on this country bumpkin!”

by Richard Bluebahls July 29, 2022

Countretto

Country and ghetto

I'm countretto honey, country and gangsta .

by KKPhillips July 29, 2022

Countrettos

A person who is ghetto but acts country

Oh my god, those guys over there are such countrettos.

by Bumbi <3 July 30, 2022

Country music

More revolting than 2 girls 1 cup.

Herbert: Hey’all! How’bou some a’ you city folk list’n to ‘dis music I made!

Zoe: Go die in a ditch, Herbert, I’m not gonna listen to some shit country music.

by AStupidDeer August 1, 2022

Country Loving

Country loving is hard and intense anal sex including ass eating.

gf: how about you give me some country loving Bubba?
bf: All right

by Dr. Cletus August 17, 2022

Country Personification

A Country Personification is a type of personification that involves countries, there are many types of country personifications but the well known ones are Hetalia and Countryhumans.
Unfortunely, this type of personification gets a really bad reputation due to the toxic communities making inaccurate/offensive art, shipping, and many more...

"National Personification is possibly the most earliest country personifications in the world and still used today!"

by Country_enjoyer August 25, 2022

country shaming

To make a disparaging or unflattering statement about an entire country or its people, either due to malice or insensitivity. What's important is the context in which the statement is said and the person's motive for saying it rather than whether it is true or not. A journalist could state that country X is the poorest in the region or has a high level of crime out of an earnest desire to inform the audience, but he/she may also have the desire to tarnish the image of the said country due to their own biases. Other more clear examples of country shaming include referring to countries as "sh*tholes", saying things like "your country doesn't matter" or "nobody ever goes there", and bringing up unflattering statistics about a country to mock someone.

Telling someone their country is poor and insignificant is a form of country shaming.

by jaqob September 16, 2022