Keegan Cooked

The act of asking to have your makeup done by your girlfriend and then proceeding to sit in a cuck chair like an absolute cuck as she photographs it and shows a whole group of people who will absolutely bully you.

Oh my, no way he is keegan cooked. What a CUCK!

by CheeseduBudoo June 9, 2025

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Cooking the books

when a postal employee has little to no mail for a day, yet they stay out past 8 hours anyway.

204b- Whats taking so long today Dave?
Dave- Just out here cooking the books!

by Unknownpostman October 7, 2021

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DJ Cook

A popular “””exposing””” YouTuber with 2 million subscribers that is also YouTube’s biggest troll feeder. He has ran out of ideas on his main channel as he hasn’t uploaded on there in a year and is currently uploading on his god awful DJLovesTurbo channel. Here, he,
Talks about literal nobodies that aren’t even genuinely bad people
Points out the obvious
Makes second videos on people he has talked about 1 or 2 years prior.

DJ Cook needs to quit.

by Dom Vincent October 18, 2025

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Cooked

When someone is way way beyond fucked up.

Look at that victim, he's fucking cooked!

by Diamond princess July 13, 2022

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Noxx Cook

Noxx Cook is bill Calvert’s right hand man and englands biggest racist. Whenever he sees any black or paki he gets filled with pure rage and hatred. Noxx enjoys beating down people of colour in his blue trench coat.

Noxx Cook kills black babies for fun

by Jermaine Defoe February 10, 2022

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