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Baller Blocking

When all your friends wont let you meet their drug dealer.
Yo, Peanut I've been trying to meet up with you but my friends have been baller blocking me for years. Let me get yo number.
by GodDamnGodDamn October 2, 2018
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[[hyperlink blocked]]

a random set of bracket text used by SPAMTON G. SPAMTON #1 RATED SALESMAN 1997
by Rxplanation February 16, 2023
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tech-block

when a girl pulls out her phone or opens up her laptop to make herself seem unavailable
person1: yo did you holla at that shawty last night at than joint

person2: oh you mean the bitch that was on the side on her phone the whole time when errbadi else was gettin' they dance on and gettin' they drink on

Person1: oh word? what a fukin' tech-block
by swype May 26, 2011
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learner's block

Inability to learn something, particularly due to psychological pressure. Often takes an existential threat to break.
From the first book of Harry Potter, and associated movie, comes this famous example:
Ron Weasley had a learner's block on Wingardium Leviosa, only broken during the toilet scene - he lifted the troll's club and KO'd the ugly thing.
by krazzyfяeak November 26, 2016
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talk blocking

this happens when you are trying to talk to a person and another intrusive annoying person keeps getting all up in the business, making the conversation difficult or impossible
Kendra: Hey did you run into Elias again?

Michelle: Yeah, but Rachel kept talk blocking! What is her problem?

Kendra: Oh she talk blocks anyone she sees as a threat. She knows she has to go to extreme measures to keep his attention.
by moniker1979 June 13, 2014
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toilet blocking

Kinda like cockblocking but different: when you have a roommate who's always in the shower when you badly need to use the toilet.
When I got home from class yesterday I really needed to drop a deuce but as usual, my telepathic roomie was toilet blocking me so I had to poop in my trash can.
by skeptic_here May 16, 2016
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stock blocking

This happens when another customer or a store employee leaves their cart in front of the product, or "stock" shelf that you need something from. Some grocery stores "stock block" themselves by setting up a temporary display in front of other items.
It sucks when you're in a rush to get some things from the store on your way home from work, and the aisles are full of people and their giant shopping carts, packed high and full, stock blocking the few things you came to pick up!
by edusk8r January 27, 2010
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