Bi-winning

A state of being achieved only after snorting inhuman amounts of cocaine (also known as "banging seven gram rocks"), starring in a gut-churningly horrible television show for several years, and then completely losing your mind because it "fires in a way that is not from this particular terrestrial realm".

Side effects include erratic behaviour and having tiger's blood.

Interviewer: Some are saying that you're bi-polar.

Bi-Winner: Wow, what does that mean?

(awkward pause)

Interviewer: I guess that you're on two ends of the spectrum.

Bi-Winner: Wow, and then what? What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning; I win here, I win there, now what?

by MartinSheen March 22, 2011

bi

when u play roblox and fortnite

straightblox + gaynite = bi

by sixty nine 69 January 17, 2020

bi-winning

1. Winning here and winning there
2. What you may be if you don't know the definition of bipolar
3. Side effect of the drug "Charlie Sheen"
4. Getting 5 movie deals in the last, I dunno, 8 seconds
5. Curing yourself with your brain after almost dying of an overdose of every substance discovered, legal or otherwise
6. Epic and radical

One man: Did you hear how Charlie Sheen demanded more money from that show after almost dying from drug overdose?

Half man: He was winning before that epic run... and now he's winning more? How does he do it?

Charlie Sheen, sprinting by in his underwear and Wild Thing glasses: I'm bi-winning!

by Epicrun337 March 24, 2011

Bi-occasional

someone who is straight, but up for some same-sex action every now and then.

Olivia :"Helen mostly hooks up with hot guys, however i have seen her have some fun with girls."

Kate: "She's so bi-occasional."

by katepollydoodlealladay October 21, 2010

say bis

Bis is something you put whatever you’re claiming or saying on. It’s a way of swearing something being said is true. If the user of bis is lying then they are eligible for a punishment of slaps. You do not lie on bis.

Origin:
The word bis is short for bismilah which is an Arabic way of of saying “in the name of god” similar to when people say “on god” when they swear something.

-“Grb said we could have a sesh at his”
-“Say bis” or “bis?”
-“bis bro”

by User2342 February 12, 2025

San Junipero Bi

A bisexual who realises or accepts that they're bi after entering into a committed hetero relationship. Named after the Black Mirror episode San Junipero, which features a bi character who only enters a same-sex relationship in her virtual afterlife after a lifetime with an opposite sex partner.

I'm definitely bi, but I'm San Junipero bi. Like, I'm attracted to all genders, but I'm already married so the label doesn't matter most of the time.

by alanaisalive June 6, 2023

bi once, cry often

Refers to where --- merely out of curiosity --- you initially dabble in same-gender romance on just a single occasion, but then all of da local drag queens and other gender-indefinite weirdos descend on you for "solace 'n' smooches".

Da first word in da term "bi once, cry often" can also be realistically altered to be spelled da same way as da original "purchase something of good quality and it will last a lifetime, and thus da only thing dat you will ever feel unhappy about regarding said item is its high price" ditty --- if you actually "take da moocher-enabler plunge" and BUY a single item for a budget-impaired individual, said favored spendthrift will immediately crow about his unexpected windfall to his fellow local deadbeat no-accounts, and then you'll soon have all of THEM swarming around you either looking for cash handouts or begging you to buy THEM desired objects, as well.

by QuacksO July 21, 2021