Brazilian Baseball

Instead of hitting a ball in the game of baseball, you crack a monkey on the top of its head with a lead pipe and run the bases until it dies

Yo you want to play Brazilian Baseball this afternoon.

by Mao Zewong February 27, 2020

101% based

A title bestowed on someone who is 21% based, 20% cringe, 20% gigachad, 20% omegalul, and 20% poggers. The only known person to have achieved this level of based and survived is twitch streamer Josh Strife Hayes, a creator of high quality second monitor content.

You watch twitch streamers with your spare time? That's pretty cringe. Oh, it's Josh Strife Hayes? Oh wow nevermind, you're 101% based!

by Snerfee June 24, 2022

Holy Based

When something is so unfathomably Based, it becomes gospel.

It is a common occurrence for netizens who read something based to such a degree to automatically respond with "HOLY BASED". Notably, the concept of 'Holy Based' and the response, "HOLY BASED" are different, but do still remain causally related.

Commentor 1: *makes a racist comment*
Commentor 2: "Wow, Looks like we have an edgelord here... etc. etc. *typical uncontrollable redditor moral gibberish response*

Commentor 1: *makes another racist comment*
Commentor 3: "HOLY BASED"

by WeakestKYSEnjoyer June 26, 2023

I Have Children In My Basement

Instead of saying you have something you can say the much better phrase I Have Children In My Basement

hello did you know I Have Children In My Basement

by TotallyNormalPerson March 21, 2023

Evicting the basement tenants

This is a euphemism for the release of fecal matter.

Sorry I was late, I ran into some resistance when evicting the basement tenants. What a pain in the ass.

by MC? February 14, 2006

basement talker

An individual who is so bad and awkward at conversing that the only logical explanation is that their mind is focused on the fresh dead bodies they've got in their basement. They're thinking about:
- How many they've got
- If anyone knows
- If you know
- If you'd be a good addition to it
- About how much jail time they'd be sentenced to if they were ever caught

Greg: So you cut down trees? Ever have any accidents?
Basement Talker: Yes, many.
(Awkward pause)
Greg's Mind: (Shit, a basement talker. I'd better leave this conversation)
Greg: I have to, um, leave.
Basement Talker: Yes. Leave.

by Douglas Young February 8, 2008

basement business

The first known use was in the movie Manchester by the Sea. When asked if the nephew was sleeping with a specific girls he answered, "its just basement business", when asked more specifics he simply said I'm working on it.

So basement business is teenage monkey business usually of a sexual nature.

Have you and she had sex even though her mother is home? No it's just {basement business.

by Professor LA July 12, 2017