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That’s how the beans are baked

An expression basically meaning what has happened is acceptable, or what has happened has become so for a reason, and that there’s no way to undo the situation or change it in any way. In can be used in a situation where something good happens, something goes to plan or when a situation is in advantage for someone but not necessarily for the other person.
Eduardo: What the fuckity fuck dude? I lost because of you!

Gary: Quit your bitching Eduardo. You’re just a sore loser. That’s how the beans are baked.

Eduardo: Tf does that mean?
by TheGayAccount December 11, 2020
mugGet the That’s how the beans are bakedmug.

baked chalk feet

reeeeally crusty feet....
like i mean really crusty. includes toenails too
"Yesterday, I went to the mall. I saw Amy, buying new sandals, with her baked chalk feet out in the open!"
by big ol mess January 21, 2023
mugGet the baked chalk feetmug.

Baked as a biscuit

Grandma found my special cake and now she's baked as a biscuit.
by FlyHigh007 March 22, 2024
mugGet the Baked as a biscuitmug.

Bake Off

by John the jihadi January 3, 2022
mugGet the Bake Offmug.

Bake Rape

When a friend or family member forces homemade food on you and won't take no for an answer.
Me-I'm not looking forward to Thanksgiving at your mom's this year.

Friend- Why not? I thought she put out a feast for you.

Me- She does and its mostly awesome. But when it comes time for desert she totally Bake Rapes me. I'm already stuffed but I can't leave the table until I have a huge piece of her apple pie. If I try to get out of it she takes it personal so I just close my eyes and get thru it.
by metmike November 20, 2013
mugGet the Bake Rapemug.

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