hat trick

Hitting all three of your woman's openings in one sex session. Oral, vaginal, and anal penetration in one session is a "hat trick".

Dude, last night I scored a hat trick on my wife.
Cool! in what order?
Dude, she's no whore, she's my wife, so it's always front to back!

by pluperfect1 July 30, 2015

Hat Trick

when a woman allows penetration in all 3 holes during one session

That slut is always up for a hat trick.

by skiprime March 18, 2016

Hat Trick

When you match on three distinct dating apps, consecutively or concurrently, with the same person.

"I got a hat trick with Kyra, now I have to take her on three dates!"

by notafrog11 February 09, 2024

Hat trick

When someone sleeps with a married women who has kids and is currently pregnant.

I just fucked Monica, the perfect hat trick. She's married, has two kids, and one child on the way.

by Anonymous Jerry July 10, 2014

hat-trick

when a guy successfully cream pies three seperate orifices of a woman in a single session of sex.

Frank came inside Brenda`s ass, mouth, and vagina all by accident. That still counts as a hat-trick!

by 3 seperate cream pies October 14, 2021

Hat trick

Bringing a partner to orgasm 3 times in one sexual encounter.

My girlfriend is going to be sore tomorrow but she's not complaining about the hat trick I scored.

by Jonah Riverdale December 28, 2016

Hat-trick

When you put a ribbed condoms on inside out. Now it's ribbed for his pleasure.

Pulled a hat-trick came quick and she never knew the better. Ribbed now for his pleasure.

by RyJerseyVset September 03, 2021