Basically polyamory, but for when a bisexual person prefers only one male partner and one female partner. Once achieved, their polycule feels complete.
Look at Karly in her loving partnership with her husband and her girlfriend! Her bi-monogamy polycule is complete!
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Bi Han "Capture Scorpion! Put him in chains!"
Hym "Yeah, ok- Er, eheh, what? Put... Put SCORPION... In chains?"
Bi Han "Yes!"
Hym "You mean... You want me to put SCORPION... The guy who's PRIMARY WEAPON... Is chains... In chains?"
Bi Han "Yes! What part of that don't you understand!? Go! Now!"
Hym "........ Alright."
Bi Han "Capture Scorpion! Put him in chains!"
Hym "Yeah, ok- Er, eheh, what? Put... Put SCORPION... In chains?"
Bi Han "Yes!"
Hym "You mean... You want me to put SCORPION... The guy who's PRIMARY WEAPON... Is chains... In chains?"
Bi Han "Yes! What part of that don't you understand!? Go! Now!"
Hym "........ Alright."
*20 minutes later*
Hym "Heeeey buddy.... What, uh... What happened here?"
Bi Han "He overpowered us, killed all of my men, and escaped!"
Hym "OH!? REALLY? You gave the chain guy a handful of chains... And then he used the chains you gave him... To kill everybody and escape? Ope! Yep! I see it now. It looks like this guys wounds are cauterized... So I'm guessing he, I don't know, used the fire magic that he USUALLY USES ON HIS OWN CHAINS... On the chains YOU GAVE HIM... And then he pulled them through this guy's neck... Is that what happened?"
Bi Han "..........😡"
Hym "Well really, this is nobodies fault. I don't see how anybody could have seen this coming. I mean, who would have thought that the chain guy... Would use the chains. Maybe if we would have gave him, like, chains AND A TELEPORTER... THEN... THEN everything would have worked out. Wait! Chains, a teleporter, and a flamethrower... THAT might have worked... To stop him from doing the thing he did, you know, killing all of the guys that helped you capture him."
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Hym 😐
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Hym 🤨 "What?"
Bi Han 😡
Hym "Heeeey buddy.... What, uh... What happened here?"
Bi Han "He overpowered us, killed all of my men, and escaped!"
Hym "OH!? REALLY? You gave the chain guy a handful of chains... And then he used the chains you gave him... To kill everybody and escape? Ope! Yep! I see it now. It looks like this guys wounds are cauterized... So I'm guessing he, I don't know, used the fire magic that he USUALLY USES ON HIS OWN CHAINS... On the chains YOU GAVE HIM... And then he pulled them through this guy's neck... Is that what happened?"
Bi Han "..........😡"
Hym "Well really, this is nobodies fault. I don't see how anybody could have seen this coming. I mean, who would have thought that the chain guy... Would use the chains. Maybe if we would have gave him, like, chains AND A TELEPORTER... THEN... THEN everything would have worked out. Wait! Chains, a teleporter, and a flamethrower... THAT might have worked... To stop him from doing the thing he did, you know, killing all of the guys that helped you capture him."
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Hym 😐
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Bi Han 😡
Hym 🤨 "What?"
Bi Han 😡
by Hym Iam October 22, 2025
Get the Bi Han mug.A person having been married and then divorced by both someone of the same sex; and separately by a person of the opposite sex from themselves.
Having first been kicked to curb by his wife, the then divorced by his first husband, he now self identifies as a bi-exual person.
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This is used towards people who say they're bisexual but actually just love women and ''femboys'', this is commonly due to a lack of exposure to regular male interaction and an abundance of porn.
Ultimately this is gynosexuality, the attraction to femininity.
This is used towards people who say they're bisexual but actually just love women and ''femboys'', this is commonly due to a lack of exposure to regular male interaction and an abundance of porn.
Ultimately this is gynosexuality, the attraction to femininity.
Person 1: God I could really go for some men right now, fuck I'm so hornyyyyyy.
Person 2: Ok here you go *handing them a folder of attractive men of various ''types''*
Person 1: Nono not that kind, I want femboys.
Person 2: Oh, a bi-lite... straight in denial.
(This is an extreme example, most of the time they just have a preference)
Person 2: Ok here you go *handing them a folder of attractive men of various ''types''*
Person 1: Nono not that kind, I want femboys.
Person 2: Oh, a bi-lite... straight in denial.
(This is an extreme example, most of the time they just have a preference)
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Get the <.7.9.7.6.>They Are going TO Get Theirs And On That Note, Suck A bies titty<.7.9.7.6.> mug.A straight-presenting person who “bends the truth” about being bisexual only when it’s trendy, sexy, or convenient like during interviews, songs, or Pride Month but refuses to acknowledge or represent the community otherwise.
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