The Keys

Dirty ass island chain off the coast of Florida. There is nothing to do unless you are a 60 year old boomer from Minnesota who likes to get wasted on a boat. Every single store is a tourist trap with the exception of Dollar Tree. Every single house is built on stilts, has crushed rock covering the whole yard, a boat out back, a manatee or fish mailbox, and a Lets Go Brandon or Trump 2024 flag flying. The islands are so narrow you can walk from one end to the other in a 50 seconds. You are isolated on a little island with a bunch of drunk old White people.
The Keys are a Midwestern retirement community for unrepentant alcoholics. And then the Cuban refs are on stock island.
by B52C69007 March 02, 2022
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key west breakfast

A non-traditional breakfast that includes a cup of coffee and smoking a joint or some other method of ingesting marijuana.
I love to start my Sunday mornings with a delicious, Key West Breakfast.
by Suz Kitten June 19, 2023
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Key Terms

Key Terms : adj (th-italic) & pronounciate 2 simple word as

key - keys

term - terms

this participle tilde ‡ indirect subject ‡ definition

46R : tilde adj participle : webster 's xlsx docx csv
Time magazine updates "KEY TERMS" in november A yr ender Announcement
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vagina key

When a dragon forcibly shoves a handcuff key into the uterus of a princess.
Girl I love you so much I'm gonna give you that vagina key.
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beta key

The beta key is the one key to rule them all. It unlocks games like Dragon Ball D. It has powers beyond the power of a normal key, like your front door key. It can cure cancer. It can get you a blow job from a nerd in a dark alley. It can solve world peace. It can also unlock the nuclear codes from the United States and wipe out all of North Korea. But it primary purpose is for hanging shit on people who havent got the beta key. Because its so incredibly awesome and unlocks games like Dragon Ball D
How come you havent got a beta key? You suck!

Ive inserted the beta key and Im letting the nukes go now Don, which site was it again?
by honneamise October 30, 2018
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thinking on key

similar to thinking out loud, but using chat or typing instead of speech
"what time is it there? saint louis is 6 hours difference, so 10-6=4... its 4am there?"

"you should have just asked instead of thinking on key"
by redpanda2008 April 30, 2010
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Alicia Keys

Alicia Augello Dean (né Cook) Is a singer-songwriter who completely fell off the face of the earth awhile ago.
What happened to Alicia Keys?

IDFK
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