Micro Pooping

When you love to poop so much that you pinch it off so that you can poop several times a day.

When you're at work and you love pooping on the clock so you make the most of it by spacing your poops out through the day.

Greg: Jeez Cortney you've gone to the bathroom like six times today!

Cortney: Mind your business Greg I'm micro pooping!

by LoveMuscle69 June 1, 2017

Poop Group

Every pet owner or animal carer has one thing in common – pet POOP. A Poop Group is a group, community or collective of pet owners, pet lovers, animal lovers and animal carers who come together to share their stories, knowledge and experiences of their pets or animals.

Dog owner 1 – “I really need some advice on how to train my pet Alsatian but I don’t know where to go for real life experiences from real pet owners”.

Dog owner 2 – “You should join a Poop Group community on social media and learn what you need to know”.

by Poop Group HQ April 16, 2017

poop faggot

the poop faggot is the poop faggot

Brian: Where the fuck did James go?
Sarah: I don't know, but he's a sexy poop faggot

by Kim Jong Putin December 26, 2020

Poop Balancing

Poop Balancing is a fine art. It involves trying to balance your poop vertically like a little tower as you take a shit. The balancer is NOT limited to a specific surface. The beatiful thing about poop balancing is that it can be performed both indoor and outdoor at your leisure.

Betty: Eric why are there towers of poop all over the countertops and living room floor!

Eric: I am poop balancing sweetheart....

by iHateWindstream May 9, 2018

Golden Poop

The act of pooping while being paid, i.e. Pooping on the job.

I'm not gonna clock out just yet, I wanna take a golden poop.

by Johnny Appl3s33d July 27, 2014

Poop Spit

When poop hits the water in the toilet and splashes your butt

Poop Spit is when you poop in the toilet and the water splashes up and hits your butt

by Daisy Mae 2005 February 19, 2011

Free Pooping

The act of defecating in an open or public place without care or concern of onlookers. Most often done in a hurry and without wiping properly.

Those dirty wooks at the music festival wouldn't even wait in line for the port-a-potty. They were just free pooping all over the side of the mountain

by TheSwayze August 25, 2011