Unicorn spunk

Two idiotic girls who love to FaceTime and Snapchat eachother. they will always stick together in life and death and the never lie to eachother.

Hey unicorn spunk wanna FaceTime??
chat

by Unicornspunk123 December 18, 2017

unicorn trail

Noun;
A mixture of cocaine (blow) and one more Pixie sticks. Traditionally, blue.

I'm not gay, but things got really weird with the football team after we all did a unicorn trail.

by Applejax September 01, 2017

Goin' Unicorn

The act of putting your head between your bricked up friends legs to mimic having a unicorn horn.

Mom Person - "What the hell are you two doing!?"
Person One - "Oh shit-"
Person Two - "Wait! I can explain! Were Goin' Unicorn!'
Mom Person - "No! You're goin' to a mental institution!"

by DreamyDough February 23, 2024

unicorn jizz

Another name for the more commonly known product Toothpaste

“I’m in the supermarket babe do we still need some Unicorn Jizz?”

“Could I borrow some of your Unicorn Jizz?”

“That Unicorn Jizz makes my teeth feel so good and my breath smell amazing!”

by January 04, 2023

Unicorn Sniffing

Unicorn Sniffing is when a friend who isn’t very nice sprays a unicorn scented perfume up your nose and you can’t stop sneezing.

I’m not going to say your name but “L” is the first letter of your name. “Why are you unicorn sniffing?”

by Unknown_475 September 26, 2018

unicorn jumper

When a suicide jumper survives from 150 feet or higher in height.

Unicorn jumper first coin by the user Lovestruck on goregrish forums in 2024 when describing the Instagram user Misha.absurd when he was filmed suicide jumping from the 15th floor of an apartment building and miraculously survived. Misha was seen previously in a Unicorn costume right before the attempt.

A rare occurrence when a suicide jumper survives from a very high height.

Jane "What happen to Frankie?"

Ted "He became a Unicorn Jumper."

by Ninecents February 02, 2024

unicorn bae

A unicorn bae is a boyfriend or girlfriend who is like a pet.

Nancy:You should get a unicorn bae,mine is so cute.Sally:I totally have a unicorn bae and he is rainbowtastic

by EmoLillyx September 08, 2015