Tony

Your average typical older, middle aged, often balding, overweight, male blue collar worker often seen bitching at people for not following his social norms. Often has extreme road rage and loves quoting Red Forman from that 70's Show and idolizes Al Bundy from Married With Children. Will go to great lengths to source out who adjusted the thermostat in the house and calls the cops when the neighbors are "too damn loud" at 11:01 pm to make a noise complaint.

Is basically the male equivalent of a Karen.

Tony: "I ordered the in-house Dilly bars, not these pre-packaged dog shit ones you get from your warehouse. I want the in-house ones or to speak to your manager!"

Staff member: "Hey boss, we've got ourselves a Tony in the drive-thru that wants to see you."

Manager: "FML"

by Steenbean June 1, 2020

Uncle Tony

French boi who will Google for you simple questions for your sensitive ass.

"SHIET DOG, UNCLE TONY WON'T EXPLAIN ME WHAT IS A SHORT, I HAVE TO GOOGLE IT"

by Uber Trader June 1, 2020

Des Toni

She’s a very unique just like her name . Shes a protected of her family and best friends . She doesn’t have too many best friends or friends . She doesn’t like people . Loves to be very hyper at times and can’t stay still . She very fun and it a good spirit . When she’s upset she stays to herself and being that she’s always a has a smile on her when she’s upset everyone would notice somethings wrong . Loves to joke around . A Gemini , lovers her bestiana a lot . She’s such a good person to be around .

“When Des Toni walks in the room even the food taste better!”
She’s pretty , a good person to be around , mean but nice sometimes , bipolar .

by dessmilano_ June 2, 2020

Tony

The mafia boss of the Simpson crime family controls the whole crime scene and a fat guy

Tony is the ultimate Simpson character

by ZT786123 June 2, 2020

Toni

Toni means she be playing games and she be hurting people feelings

Toni why you playing games

by Mona3 June 4, 2020

Tony

An amazing person who is very talented yet no one notices. He's very nice and outgoing and always encourages people to be the best they can be. A loyal friend. Very good in English yet struggles a lot in math. Loves animals, especially dogs . Never fails to remind people how being positive and kind is the best thing you could ever do. An amazing sense of fashion and always gives amazing advice. Very funny and knows how to enlighten your day when you feel down.

Your so Tony

by quikstar June 13, 2020

Tony

Can handle the most spoiled, extra woman with complete ease. Mesmerizes her with his man meat. Is a guru in bed, causing his woman to have multiple orgasms.. Has a magic cock.

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"Give me that Tony" "He gives me the Tony" "Oh hes got that Tony touch"

by Sweet 🍒🐝 Bee July 28, 2020