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The church can save this country

All you have to do is whatever I say forever regardless of whether or not the direct or peripheral effect of doing that is bad and regardless of the outcome...
A muffin "The church can save this country!"

Hym "Then why is it not doing that?"

A muffin "Uh... Well, you're not doing what I say forever."

Hym "Right, but if you believe that then you should just be doing that anyway, right? Like, you could save the country... But you're not doing it so..."

A muffin "Withholding aid and resources as punishment for non-compliance is part of the religion I'm doing to you."

Hym "Yeah, ok, so it can't save the country... It's harming the country by withholding aid (arbitrarily) and you're offering to STOP DOING THE THING YOU'RE DOING... In exchange for forever-compliance?"

A muffin "Correct."

Hym "So, you're not saving the country. You're destroying the country until everyome does what you want?"

A muffin "Correct... BUT! I COULD be saving it instead... But I'm not going to unless you fuck your sister."
by Hym Iam March 29, 2024
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Known As Branyo Romero Lopez Is Cthulhu <Genitals> In The Country Of Japan
Known As Branyo Romero Lopez Is Cthulhu <Genitals> In The Country Of Japan
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Donkey Kong Country Returns

Donkey Kong Country Returns Is a 2 and a half D platformer Released for the Nintendo Wii. It Is the fourth game In the Donkey Kong country franchise and the first to not be developed by Rare. It was developed by Retro studios. In It the Kongs must recover there stolen hoard from a new group of

villains Named the Tiki Tak Tribe. They are demon

like tikis that resemble musical instruments that hypnotize beasts and battle the kongs with them. They are:Krazy Kalimba, Maraca Gang, Gong-Oh, Banjo Bottom, Wacky Pipes, Xylobone And Cordian respectively. There are 8 worlds the Kongs venture through In this game they are: Jungle, Beach, Ruins, Cave,Forest, Cliff, Factory, Volcano.

It had a remake on the 3DS A few years after the original Wii version came out.

World 1: Jungle

World 2: Beach

World 3:
by Eovercast April 16, 2024
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Country Fritter

A person or child who goes on their phone or drifts from life. Gives their mind an ultrasound and believes in a stronger life inside of them while playing video games, shopping, going on social media, roblox, or minecraft. Country fritters enjoy pickled onions, chicken fingers, potato chips, and milk.
Emma-That kid won’t get off of his phone!
Delilah- He’s a country fritter I bet!
by pow3rup^ January 29, 2022
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Glock Country

Another definition for Austria. Can be heared in the US. Makes it easier for most people to recognize and differentiate it from Down Under
A:So you are from...Austria?
B: Yeah you know the country that invented the Glock
A: OMG you Guys are from Glock country?! I gotta introduce you to ny Wife!
by K4mpfie February 8, 2018
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Free country

If your country is not a free country in a pandemic, it's not really an entirely free country, you're just being told it is a free country by the entity that controls your country.
Telling people they live in a free country is a good way to get them to comply with an agenda and turn them into obedient puppets. Nothing is free, you have to fight to get something.
by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020
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Country bucking

The act of doing something only someone from a country setting would do, such as: mudding, chewing tobacco, putting up fences, feeding calves, etc.
“I’ve been busy country bucking today, I had to help my uncle on his farm.”

“The FFA club went country bucking on their field trip today.”
by Clumbunk67 June 3, 2019
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