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Keys

Formerly kys (kill yourself) but due to social media censorship keys has sufficed
*a woke person posts a cringe video*

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by SUPERWOGFAN100 September 7, 2025
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strappin keys to kites

An inventive or creative way of making money or benjamins. Making that paper by different or unconventional means. Thinking outside of the box ways to come up.
She was just your average Street Working Girl but ever since I taught her how to juggle while belly dancing I've been strappin keys to kites dawg
by Phill Dirt September 29, 2019
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key

i am here to define the word key. If you have a key you can unlock stuff that needs a key, so the key for using a key is unlocking or locking things which need a key, thats the key to using a key.
Robber-"damn i must use a key to get inside this building"
owner-"i have the key so the key for getting inside the building is t..idk wtf im talking about just let me post this
by joodicles October 7, 2022
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thinking on key

similar to thinking out loud, but using chat or typing instead of speech
"what time is it there? saint louis is 6 hours difference, so 10-6=4... its 4am there?"

"you should have just asked instead of thinking on key"
by redpanda2008 April 30, 2010
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scroll lock key

A key that nobody uses and should be removed as well as the delete, end, port sync, page up/down, pause and insert key.
what the?!?!? you are actually using the scroll lock key? What a loser!
by a sponge called bob March 28, 2025
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Keys

Verb. (i.e. "To Keys") (Pronounced "Keez")

To notice someone waiting for something (for example, the shower), and time your approach in such a way as to sneak in front of them the instant their back is turned, thereby cutting them off, and sneaking whatever it is for yourself, first.

The appropriate response to BEING "Keysed" is to shake your fist in the air, and exclaim "Why like this?"

Phrase originally popularized by divers, working offshore, who routinely go out of their way to steal shower time, snacks, or other goodies out from under their colleagues.
James: "Damn it, Keith! ...I put my shaving kit, towel, and soap in the shower, and I was just about to start the water, and I decided to hit the head, first! ...Then? Dano snuck in there while I was in the head and stole my shower!"

Keith: "Hahaha! You got keysed, Man!"

James: <shaking fist in the air> "Why like this!!?"
by Annonymous Diver May 17, 2012
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Alicia keys

by Billiejeanmjj March 23, 2021
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