Giant chode

A big small penis. Someone so weird that they can be described with an apparent contradiction.

Josh is a giant chode.

by awmm May 19, 2015

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Crusty Chode

The scab that forms after your dick has been cut off at the base.

"I cut off my dick because my bitch wanted a crusty chode!"

by wafflepjs March 01, 2010

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chode mites

hairy furry bugs that come from the chode (Chode:You ; )
these bugs may, will bite and eat your chode flesh so make shore to have your chode coverd at all times, if you may pich a tent while watching an intence porn you will die.

SHIT Raul you got your chode mites all over me!
Raul: If you didn't have such a chode you would'nt have that problem!

by Priscilla Platzer June 28, 2008

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chode-aphrodite

a hermaphrodite that also has a chode

(also: chode-afrodite or choade-aphrodite)

"man, i heard billy was a chode-aphrodite!"
"really? thats sick!"

by caknyoi April 08, 2005

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Chode Syndrome

A disorder which results in a chode. The person will be bullied, called various chode insults, and get no pussy from girls unless they are fatties. It is caused by Chodeanesia

Look at that poor guy with chode syndrome. He'll turn out to be a fag.

by The Chode Scientist January 14, 2009

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